WWE Extreme Rules: Neither Extreme Nor Ruled Nor Ruled

-So everyone in the company made it back from Europe in time for the show, except for Carlito, who is still wandering around Belfast in a lonely and forgotten state. Even sadder, no one in the WWE office seems to have noticed.

-So here we are, live from the 1st Mariner Arena in Baltimore, MD for WWE Extreme Rules, which can’t be too extreme since wrestlers are not allowed to bleed in Maryland. Which makes you wonder if Evan Bourne avoids popping pimples whenever he passes through the land of crayfish and The Wire. Hosts are Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, and Matt Striker. By week’s end, the man who should be here may never be here again, if you get my drift.