When Michael Mizanin crawled his way out of Ohio Valley to the main roster in 2006, the first role he was given was both main shows, serving as the Diva Search host on Raw and the in-crowd host on Smackdown. In both roles, he couldn’t have been more annoying unless he wielded a bike horn in each hand. This was especially true on Raw, where the butchered his lines and got the diva contestants’ names wrong on a frequent basis. What were we to make of this man? He looked like a repugnant offspring of Ryan Seacrest and Spencer Pratt, subsisting on a diet of four hundred pixie sticks a day. On a roster that boasted Edge, Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Rey Mysterio, Shawn Michaels, and the Undertaker, was there even a chance that this kooky kid breaks the glass ceiling to main eventdom? |
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