It's a wag wag wag wag world - or is it?

I happened to catch some of Richard Bacon and Peter Crouch’s Most Shocking Moments in World Cup History last night.

What was most shocking to me was that the Birth of the WAG, did not even make the final cut.

Surely the images of Wagdom in full cry, armed with cash and on the lash, tooled-up with hair extensions, acrylic nails, killer heels, elevated cleavage, huge sunglasses and even huge-er handbags, plus hemlines that should have carried a health warning, were worth a mention, if only for the crimes committed against fashion, not to mention nature.