Taylor Swift and Keira Knightley vow to start the Kirstie Alley diet to increase breast sizes

Taylor Swift has always desired size 38dd breasts. She knows they would help with more movie roles, better concert tours, and a full spread on Playdude magazine. Soon after watching a taped Oprah interview with lard-sized Kistie Alley, Taylor knew the one way to fulfill her dream was to follow the 'Kirstie Alley Big Boobies Diet Plan!'The diet was easy. A double cheesburger with fries and a chocolate shake in the morning, followed by pizza for lunch, and a double helping of chicken pot pie and chocolate cake for dessert right after dinner.