Lily Allen I Hate Myself For Loving You Music Performance

Lily Allen, I don't know your music. Lily Allen, I'm not even sure why you're famous-- I believe there were some hit singles a few years back and your most recent song is #1 in Britain right now. But #1 hits don't mean anything these days... you really need a good topless scandal ... or a pregnancy ... or a public spat with Elton John ...

Okay, you've done all those things!!!

Your topless scandal was boring though, since you had died your hair a hideous blond tint.
The fight with Elton John was in poor taste because you expressed your tacky love for cocaine.

But all is forgiven, Lily Allen, because you have gone back to being incredibly hot.
Last night, Lilly performed at the Bowery Ballroom in New York City as part of one of those fake "secret shows" MySpace has been doing. (Remember MySpace? It was that thing that was hot that one time?).

She wore a dress that revealed so little, even this pervy photographer for Brooklyn Vegan couldn't get a crotch shot. And that's just another reason for us to love her all the more...