Eminem Bagpipes Baghdad Music Lyrics
Artist: Eminem
Album: Relapse
Song: Bagpipes from Baghdad
Bagpipes from Baghdad Lyrics
Intro
Aaahhhh…
Oh; It Is Music To My Ears… Oh Man!
How Can I Describe The Way I Feel? Fucking Great Man!
Ok; Let Me See…
How Can I Begin?
Verse 1:
Locked In Mariah's Wine Cellar All I Had For Lunch
Was Red Wine; More Red Wine and Captain Crunch
Red Wine for Breakfast and For Brunch
And To Soak It ups An In-between Snaack Crackers to Munch
Mariah What Ever Happened To Us?
Why Did We Have To Break Up?
All I Asked For Was a Glass of Punch
You See I Never Really Asked For Much I Can't Imagine What Is
Go In Through Your Mind after Such
A Naasty Break-up With Thaat Latin Hunk
Louis Miguel; Nick Cannon Better Back the Fuck Up
I M Not Playing I Want Her Back You Punk
This Is Hello Kitty Bedspread Satin Funk
Mixed With Egyptian with the Little Rappin Punk
Zappin Eric Clapton (shout) brings out Da Crunk
And Yeah Baby; I Want another Crack at Ya
You Can Beat Me with Any Spatula Thaat You Want
I Mean I Really Want Ya Bad Ya Cunt
Nick You Had Your Fun
I've come to Kick Ya in Your Sack of Junk
Man I Can Use A Fresh Batch Of Blood
So Prepare Your Vernaacular for Dracular Acupuncture
Chorus:
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When Will It Ever Cease
For Pete's Sakes He's Crazy to Say the Least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's Go In Through My Mind
Half The Time When I Rhyme We're Blow in up Like
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Someone Turn the Vacancy Sign On
Cause I M Gone; Blowing Up Like
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I Run the Streets and Mack
Like A Madman Holding a Glad Bag
Verse 2:
You Can Be A Permanent Fixture In My Lyrical Mixture
I'm The Miracle Whip; A Trickster
My Sigh-nature Sound When a Tube of Lipstick's around
I'm bound to Put It on in an Instant Wow Man
What an Ensemble; What an Assortment of Pharma-
Ceuticals This Beautiful Pill Does To My Karma
Cuticles Get Residue Just From Touching the Bottle
Never Knew I Could Remind Me So Much of My Momma
I'll Cut Ya like Dahmer; Pull the Butcher Knife on Ya
The Size of A Sword Boy I M Like The Fuckin Ruts On Ya
Get It Stuck In Your Cornea; Nice Knowing Ya Norman
You’re So Fuckin Annoying; Drop the Shovel Boy
You Don't Know What the Fuck you’re Doing
I Aim am Playing No Fuck in More
Nick Cannon You Prick I Wish You Luck With the Fuckin Whore
Every Minute There's A Sucker Born; Snuck Up On
Maliki Made the Motherfucker Suck On a Shuck of Corn
(Shuck Of; Shucka Corn; Chaka Khan)??? Lol
Hit Jason in the Face with A Hockey Puck and Tell Me It's Fuckin On
Man What the Fuck Are Ya Doing
You're running over the Snow Blower with the Lawnmower
Blowing Your Bagpipes from Baghdad
Chorus
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When Will It Ever Cease
For Pete's Sakes He's Crazy to Say the Least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's Going Through My Mind?
Half The Time When I Rhyme We're Blowing up Like
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Someone Turn the Vacancy Sign On
Cause I'm Gone; Blowing Up Like
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I Run the Streets and Mack
Like A Madman Holding a Glad Bag
Verse 3:
In The Bed with Two Brain Dead Lesbian Vegetables
I Bet You They Become Heterosexual
Nothing Will Stop Me from Molestin’ You
Titty-fuckin’ You Til’ Your Breast Nipple Flesh Tickles My Testicles
Is What They Said To the Two Conjoined Twins?
How's It Going Girlfriends; You Need A Boyfriend
You Need Some Ointment; Just Set up An Appointment
Who’s Gonnaa See the Doctor First; We'll Do A Coin Flip
I Just Got My One-year Sobriety Coin Chip
When the Bad Get Goin; How Bad Does the Going Get
Baby You Shouldn't Have Any Trouble Rubbin Groins Wit
Each Other Especially When You're Joined at the Hip
I'm Going to Get the Needle and Thread from the Sewing Kit
An Attempt To Separate 'em And Stitch 'em Back At The Loin Shit
Lure The Little Boy With The Chocolate Chips Ahoy! Chip-
Cookie Lookie Even Took Me a Polaroid
Chorus
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When Will It Ever Cease
For Pete's Sakes He's Crazy to Say the Least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's Goin Through My Mind?
Half The Time When I Rhyme We're Blowin up Like
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Someone Turn the Vacancy Sign On
Cause I'm Gone; Blowing up Like
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I Run the Streets and Mack
Like A Madman Holdin a Glad Bag
Outro:
Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aa
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