Percy Jackson and the Harry Potter Marketing Thief

Are you bereft about the imminent cinematic end of Harry Potter, yet Twilight's chastity-belted vampires hold no appeal? You might be interested, then, in a teaser trailer that's been attached to Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince; from Christopher Columbus, director of the first two Potter movies, it's a film entitled, Waitwaitwait Don't Go Anywhere, We Have, Like, An American Harry Potter Coming Out Soon. My bad, that was the working title. Apparently, it's now named Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. Almost as long!