Our Commenters of the Week Win a Command Performance By Darryl Phinnessee!

After a painstaking appraisal of a wide and worthy race, we've narrowed down the five best comments of the week. We offer their authors not just the heartiest of congratulations, but also something they'll remember for the rest of their lives -- and possibly well into the hereafter! That's right: A command performance by Michael Jackson Memorial breakout star and Frasier theme song composer Darryl Phinnessee, who'll sing either their choice of any song from the Jackson playbook, or "Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs," with his signature, velvety intensity.

Now let's find out who'll be serenaded: