Lucky Ticket Holders Given Rare Tour of Michael Jackson's Magical Propofol Factory

If you entered the online lottery to win tickets to Michael Jackson's memorial service at Staples Center tomorrow, you've most likely received one of these e-mailed notification of regret. Otherwise -- congratulations! You are one of the few to earn precious access to the momentous ceremony, joining such other fortuitous mourners as Espen Eckbo and Stein Johan Grieg Halvorsen of Norway (top left), Dont'e Zierway of Buffalo, N.Y. (lower right), and Augustus Gloop of Düsselheim, Germany (upper right), who breathlessly told us of how we was once banned for life from The Marzipan Museum in Szentendre, Hungary for attempting to devour their life-sized Jackson sculpture made entirely of white chocolate.