Jonah Hill's Hopes of Starring in Iron Man 3 Dashed By Dastardly Twitter Impostor

One day, we'll mythologize these early years of Twitter lawlessness as if it were some latter-day Old West. (Except in this case, the outlaws don't rob banks -- they tweet fake messages about dipping a toe in bisexual waters from their account "TheREALJudgeJudy.")

Appearing on Late Show with David Letterman last night, fleshy kvetch-artist Jonah Hill described how he himself has fallen victim to the popular online white-noise-generator's unregulated wilds.