Help Us Cast the Asteroids Movie!

When you heard today that Universal had beat four other studios in an intense bidding war to make a film from the arcade game Asteroids, we know what you were thinking: "What?" "No really, what?" and "Couldn't they just have made a space movie with asteroids in it and avoided a whole bidding war, if they wanted an asteroids movie so bad?" Well! The answers to your questions, insolent one, are "Asteroids, that's what," "No really, Asteroids," and "They couldn't have, because the arcade game provides such excellent parts for actors." Don't believe us? Check out our casting suggestions, and leave a few of your own: