· Michael Bay forced Megan Fox to wash his Ferrari as part of her original Transformers audition. At least she got off easy compared to Skids, who became a blubbering wreck when script sides forced him to reveal his robo-illiteracy.
· "I'm the nurturing mom, Simon [Cowell]'s the disapproving dad, and Randy [Jackson]'s the cool brother," explained Paula Abdul to People before then muttering under her breath, "...and Kara's the Cousin Oliver."
· Rich at FourFour presents the 2009 installment of "I'm Not Here to Make Friends."
· 45 images from Antichrist and nary a talking fox to be found. Sadness.