Buzz Break: Spanish Fly

The way people live in Spain is much better than in the United States, claims the incredibly wealthy Gwyneth Paltrow, who has not lived like a normal person ever. Duly noted!

After turning down most of the roles The CW has offered her (including the lead on 90210), Hilary Duff has signed on to a four-episode arc on Gossip Girl.

Hey, it's the umpteenth bit of viral marketing for Funny People! This one is a stand-up set by "Raaaaandy," Aziz Ansari's loud Dane Cook-alike. We're guessing it's supposed to be not funny.

Is Max Weinberg leaving The Tonight Show? Yes! Wait, no!

Mischa Barton and a friend were barred from attempting to enter a nightclub's bathroom stall together, says a British tabloid, which dutifully reports that Barton then spent a long amount of time in the stall by herself and emerged looking "worse for wear." I think we all know what's being implied here: Mischa Barton loves friends!