· It's time to accept that Channing Tatum is not your boyfriend, as the actor married Jenna Dewan this weekend in Malibu.
· Richard Hatch was hoping to go on Survivor for roughly the billionth time, but a judge shot down his request. You're not out of the woods until someone arrests Jonny Fairplay, Probst.
· Maura Tierney is clearing the air about her absence from Parenthood: She's discovered a tumor in her breast and is preparing for surgery.
· I know, sad. But hey, Adam Sandler and Judd Apatow making prank phone calls!