36 Movie Theaters Where You Can Ditch Work For the Michael Jackson Memorial

Presuming you weren't one of the lucky, ghoulishy overjoyed few to score a ticket to today's Michael Jackson Memorial and Propofol Singers Revue, no sweat, There's still time to arrange a plan B! Sort of. The digital exhibition company Cinedigm has arranged to broadcast the show's high-definition feed in dozens of movie theaters nationwide at 10 a.m. PT, helping offset the California taxpayers' burden offering free, first-come-first-served tickets to those who want a little more sense of occasion and community from their day of mourning. Alas, for those of you in some of America's biggest urban centers, there's a minor catch.