2012: The Disastersploitation Remix

If the trailer to 2012 left you feeling just a bit inured to the images of spectacular destruction foisted upon us by Roland Emmerich, the Cecil B. DeMille of truly awful CGI-driven disaster cinema, perhaps all you needed was a shift of tone. And now you get one, courtesy of i09.com contributor Garrison Dean, who envisions the John Cusack-outrunning-a-rolling-Vatican-in-a-speeding-Winnebago movie as something closer to what it actually is: a '70s disaster-porn movie, replete with bongo-fortified funk soundtrack and BIG SCROLLING WORDS explaining THE KINDS OF DISASTERS YOU ARE LOOKING AT.