Meghan McCain's Breast Crushing Congressman

The jock at right with the boobs on his head is Aaron Schock, a congressman in your United States government. (You know it, it's that authoritative body currently spending your tax dollars on getting to the bottom of why college football rankings aren't fair.) A literal tithead this fellow may be, but he's apparently also first daughter manque Meghan McCain's favoritest new politician, and she gets into a lengthy discussion of his merits today on The Daily Beast. Oh boy, blathering: