Jessica Biel In Laverne & Shirley Remake?

Casting Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel as the lovable hairnet-wearing Milwaukee duo from the Shotz Beer factory is a greater tragedy than the entire cast of He's Just Not That Into You - and do you remember the calibre of that ensemble?Let me jog your memory:Ben Affleck.
Jennifer Aniston.
Drew Barrymore.
Bradley Cooper.
Scarlett Johansson.
Justin Long.
That gives me chills...Laverne & Shirley was a spinoff from Happy Days - on which the two gals were acquaintances of the Fonz which means they were cool.