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Musicians Jokes

Flute players wear pink and giggle at anything.

Oboe players are very down to earth but prone to emotional drama.

Clarinet players are very friendly and will buy you beer. Also quite kooky.

Bassoon players are extremely intelligent and attractive people, if a little vague. Male ones are often gay.

French horn players have... issues. (as usual, hahaha)

If you're looking for the brass players, they'll be at the unibar drinking beer.