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Best Jokes Collection for children

The old saying that “laughter is the best medicine” definitely appears to be true by scientifically. There are many types of shows for jokes, stand-up comedy serials, and comedy movies for laughter in these days. Laughter is a powerful cure to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. There are also many laughing clubs for laughing therapy.

Here are some jokes for children :

Mobile communication:

Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication and decided to use the conventional method of communication.
That is to use pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reached Banta, it was with out any message.
Angrily, Banta
picks up his mobile and calls and asks Santa "what is this - a joke?
The pigeon is without any message."
Guess what Santa said???
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"Donkey, that was a missed call!

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after earthquake?
It was not my fault.

Learning english

Once a peon of an office trying to speak in English to a guest. Then the guest appreciate him and told “From where you have learned to talk English?”
The peon replied “I have learned, ‘You understand?’ from our MD, ‘I love you’ from the TV and ‘Good Morning’ from our receptionist madam.

A big hunter

A big Hunter in a party talking about his hunting career and told, “Yes I used to shoot tigers in Africa.” The listeners protested saying there are no tigers on that continent.
The Hunter replied, “Of course I shot them all.”

Santa with two red ears went to see his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears.
“I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.“

Ants

It was the first time that Santa got into an aeroplane so, he got in, took a seat near a window and was looking out side very keenly.
The passenger seated next to him was a bit curious.
“Excuse me” he inquired to Santa “What do you see outside ?
“We must be high above ground now” said Santa’ people on the ground look like ants from here.
“That’s interesting ! said the other passenger, and looked through the window. Then, smiling he said,
“They really ARE ants. You know, the plane is yet to take off !

Child sent to bed

A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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