Funny movie quotes and funny quotes about life

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Funny movie Quotes & Sayings

1. It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
- Dan Aykroyd

2. "The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby."
- Natalie Wood

3. “Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.”
- Citizen Kane

4. “The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.”
- Love and Death

5. Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people!
- The Man with Two Brains

6. Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
- Sleeper

7. Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- Dumb and Dumber

8. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
- Shrek

9. The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
- Love and Death

10. Mrs. White: 'Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.'
- Clue

11. "People are always telling you that change is a good thing, but what they're really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen just happened."
- You've Got Mail

12. "If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of Spam."
- Johnny Carson

13. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
- Forrest Gump

14. Albert: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. Now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing!
Armand: I made you short?
- The Birdcage

15. Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night.
- The Trueman Show

16. "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"
- Dirty Harry

17. ‘It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.’
- The Blues Brothers

18. George: 'It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.'
- My Best Friend's Wedding

19. "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and the prom queen."
- The Rock

20. “Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.”
- Silence of the Lambs

21. On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
- Fight Club

22. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- Airplane

23. ”Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.”
- Dark Helmet, Space Balls

24. “Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
- Kin Hubbard

25. "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
- Rick Moranis, Spaceballs

26. "Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."
- The Smell of Fear

27. "I know what dude I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!
- Tropic Thunder

Funny Quotes about Life:

Below given are some famous funny quotes about Life. Some funny life quotes become so famous that they become part of legends. On this page, you can read excellent collection of famous funny quotes about life. 

1. Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.
- Christopher Isherwood

2. When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

3. Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
- Lou Erickso

4. Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
- George Bernard Shaw

5. Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.

6. Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
- R. D. Laing

7. Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
- Bob Monkhouse

8. Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
- Carl Sandburg

9. Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
- Will Rogers

10. Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.
- Oscar Wilde

11. Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
- Fran Lebowitz

12. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
- Unknown

13. Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
- Muriel Spark

14. Just as a tree without roots is dead, a people without history or culture also becomes a dead people.
- Malcolm X

15. My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
- Josh Billings

16. Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.
- Yiddish Proverb

17. There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.
- Theodore Rubin

18. There are three ingredients to the good life; learning, earning, and yearning.
- Christopher Morley

19. Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.
- Morns Mabley

20. Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
- Bob Monkhouse

21. Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
- Woody Allen

22. Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.
- Thomas Aloysius

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