The New black president of USA Barack Obama's funny and Racist jokes are spread over the internet and also people searching for it but no more results have been found due to high spamming and high competition of various sites.
The New York Times is a two-page Web writeup explains the problem in all white with the late night comedy line, not / can not joke about Obama lest they be accused of racism. Procedure Kimmel's reverse racism theme, the Times reveals that black Comedians make jokes Obama. But no, the late night comedy, since there is no Black late night comics are a big show. I just want to put an end to racism, Obama jokes, please. You can joke about race and the presidency in this context is that they can be truly unamerican - you might as well go to burn a few flags, and join the Taliban. To read more click here. So many Racist Obama Jokes have been leaked but i found one amazing and funny things about obama and osama in this picture. Both have only difference in BS. |
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Obama Funny Jokes
Anonymous
4 years 10 weeks
stuff you who ever wrote this
stuff you who ever wrote this
Anonymous
4 years 10 weeks
im racist i hate nigs
did u know we r sending a huge chunk of coal to mount rushmore to start building obamas face in the mountain. and the only reason ppl voted for the nig was because they didnt want to be called racist...THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN YEEHAA.
Anonymous
4 years 10 weeks
i hate n.i.g.g.e.r.s
did u know that we r sending a huge chunk of coal to mount rushmore to start building obamas face in the mountain. and the only reason why white ppl voted for a n.i.g.g.e.r was because they didnt want to be called racist but i am racist so go back were u came from...THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN YEEHAA.
Anonymous
4 years 10 weeks
Obama won! get over it or leave!
By you criticizing President Obama, I can see that you obviously can't get over yourself and how good you think you are. With that comment you just landed yourself in the white trash section. And if someone shoots Obama then that just proves that someone such as yourself could do something so horrible just to make themselves feel better. This is one very powerful quote that someone such as yourself should really think about...Look at your hatred, white supremacists, and admit it for what it is: silly, testosterone-driven, ego-insecurity. Quit hating your brothers because they weren’t drawn with what you think is the right color crayon. We don’t have time for such childishness anymore. We have a world to bring back from the brink.
Anonymous
4 years 10 weeks
black or white, he's an amazing person.
wow some of these comments made my mouth drop. For a second there, i almost forgot that we were all a part of the same human race. i bet animals look at us and just laugh. It's sad that the majority of people on here are so simple minded that all they see is color. As for me, i will remain color blind when it comes to people.
Anonymous
4 years 10 weeks
goddd!
welll im only 15 and its not that my parents raised me wrong or anything . its just that i have my pwn opinions and i know what goes on in this country. and seriously, i know for a fact the only reason why he won is because we never had a black win before. its not becuase hes a smart or intelligent guy. its just because of his skin color. so seriously if there were all diffrent colored people like purple or blue or orange and if everyone liked the color orange. then the orange guy would win. so seirously you guys grow the ef up and pick someone thats not going to raise our taxes and steal our money for poor ss people that failed at life. its their fault that they cant get money & its also all the mexicans faults because theyre stealin all of our white peoples jobs . so seriously all you beeeeeaners go back to mexico. all you ni99ers go back to africa. and all you stuck up white f@ckers, just ef you.
Anonymous
4 years 10 weeks
ew ni99ers
for all you little blackycakes
go EF yourselves. go back to africa. nobody wants you here. i know its a free country but shlt, really? you guys really do complain alot about how racist everyone is, just becuase we dont like one of you doesnt mean were racist. but when all you F2ckers think that of course were gonna be racist cause it will make us mad, and nooo, way more blacks are on welfare because none of you spookes even met any of your fathers cause they prob effed your mother in the back of alleys and knocked her up. so . so go get a book from the library and just at least TRY to read it, if not then go ahead and look at all the pictures of you being hung. oh and about obama ... the only reason why he won the election is because theres more ni99ers flooding our country AND! we never had a black president. sooo since he ran hes a hero and we never hada negro president before so now we should have one. the only reason you effers want him is becuase he;ll give you welfare
jesus christ i hate you ni999ers so much you piss me off. & NOO! they arent going to rename midway airport obama, he may be strong and powerful but if it goes that far then theres gonna be some asasination going on
Anonymous
4 years 11 weeks
wrong facts
it was black african warlords who sold their own people to traders in america..get it right...stop blaming every white person for being racist..accept responsibility for your black forefathers and stop making it about slavery. i never had slaves and you were never a slave. get over it, and tell our biracial president to thank his grandmother for raising him to acheive what he did
Anonymous
4 years 11 weeks
Wow,
All of you people saying white people are racist, white people voted for obama too.So shut up about that.
And if were so racist why don't you just go crawl back to your own country if white people are so bad.If you have a problem with us leave.We created this country.
And also about the slavery, that was a long time ago.You have equal rights now, and you wernt even there.Dont say you suffered becuase you didnt.
Anonymous
4 years 12 weeks
RE: How America was Founded?
America was founded on THEFT! White 'IMMIGRANTS' came to America, took the land through force, and invoked genocidal homicide against the Indians. Black Americans were forced into slavery by Black Africans AND White Immigrants! Get your facts straight. Let me propose the following: since so many Americans (namely White and/or Republican) have such conviction toward immigration laws and sending illegals back to their land, why don't YOU return to your original land?
Anonymous
4 years 12 weeks
we don't have to worry
you got that right!!!!!
Anonymous
4 years 12 weeks
i dnt lyk him either
i dont lyk obama, it's not cause he's black or has a name simular to a middle easterner, names and color have nothing to do with it, the man believes in the wrong things. he's made promises impossible to keep, supports to many foreign affairs, and supports abortion and many other uneconomical things. im just a republican that believes in the way america was founded, not what you stupid democrats have tried to turn it into.
Anonymous
4 years 13 weeks
louisiana folk ain't so stupid
some people say louisiana folk is stupid. I say anyone who builds a city under sea-level and fills it with s is a genius
Anonymous
4 years 13 weeks
grow up
some of these comments really pisses me off. for those of u who wake up everyday and say u hate black people, first off let me say this..... we ain't did 2 ya'll, if anything we should hate white people but God put it n our hearts 2 forgive those. Obama is our president so get over it, and if u dont like it, shoot urself, that way u wont b mad!!
Anonymous
4 years 13 weeks
rose garden?
Did you hear Obama ripped up the rose garden at the whitehouse? He replaced it with a watermelon patch.
Anonymous
4 years 15 weeks
i am black
just so all of you know this b^&ch is ignorant and every one of you opposed to white racism need to listen up I AM BLACK and I HATE NI99ERS with a passion i think the white man should prevaile they should send all of us ni99ers back to africa and send all of the spi@ks back to Mexico and all of you slant eyed highly radioactive 12 toed orientals 6 feet under because yall aint worth a $hit anywhere in this world....
Anonymous
4 years 15 weeks
i am black
just so all of you know this b^&ch is ignorant and every one of you opposed to white racism need to listen up I AM BLACK and I HATE NI99ERS with a passion i think the white man should prevaile they should send all of us ni99ers back to africa and send all of the spi@ks back to Mexico and all of you slant eyed highly radioactive 12 toed orientals 6 feet under because yall aint worth a $hit anywhere in this world....
Anonymous
4 years 15 weeks
i hear that
i hear ya maan he need to watch out
Anonymous
4 years 15 weeks
dragged??????
I haven't seen a black person yet that knows anything about his on history. YOUR ancesters were NOT dragged. They were traded and that's a proven fact you idiot.
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
Do you black americans realize....
that the Blacks sold the Black slaves to the white forefathers.
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
u know wat i think reply
he didnt make obama black he just burned him when he was making him
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
How Sad ........
Wow...
I am shocked on some of the comments made on this website.....How sad that after all the war, pain and suffering going on in the world ..there are still some people with very little brain outhere that gets intimidated by something new...yes I hope one day there is an Asian president and an Hispanic one aswell...I mean really who says intelligence has anything to do with the colour of your skin...Do you want to see someone DUMBER the G.Bush Jr....JAjaja...come on.......and dumber then you americans ( to who ever voted) for voting for him again and have him in power for 8 long years...Dumb es....
I'm just proud to be Canadian....
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
Biggots, all of you
Call it bigotry, racism, narrow mindedness, ignorance... it doesn't matter. The world is the way it is because of the people living in it. Our country is the way it is because people can't rise above the way their parents and grandparents thought/think. Get your own life and your own BRAIN and quit blaming other people/races for your downfalls. It's all pretty pathetic. Obama won the election. Not because he is half black, not because black people voted him in... he won because the AMERICAN PEOPLE voted for him. If you're so pathetic as to think it was a race thing, maybe you should move! The majority of Americans ARE NOT racist. It's the minority, the loud mouthed BIGOTS that give the rest of the country a bad rap. I'm white, I voted for Obama because I liked his ideas. I served in the military, went to Iraq. I respect McCain for his veteran status, cool. But I didn't agree with his IDEAS. Get out of America if you're not able to cope with the idea that "ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL". Not all "white" men. EVERYBODY IS THE FREAK'N SAME! WE all go through the same struggles and hope for a better future. Who the hell cares what color your complexion is?!? Get over yourselves.
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
color is not the issue
does it sincerly matter what color his skin is? all POLITICIANS are the same, they leave their legecy of bad debt for society to pay off and force us americans to pay more taxes just to ensure that they get their caviar and $10,000 bottle of champage. forget the fact that obama is black, start focusing on the real issue which is how can he ensure a change when he's sitting back sipping drinks with past leaders of this nation. It's a never ending circle jerk that's forced us into our holes just holding our breath at every press conference and election. "what new policies will take effect now?" barrack has alot to prove to this country and not because he's black but because when he stepped foot in office he stumbled in a big pile of crap.
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
Over It
do you realize that it was your ancestors who sold you to the whites to begin with?? I am really tired of my ancestors taking all the blame--black and whites are guilty of this now it's time for us to all get over it and try to get along but wow, everytime I try I read crap like this I understand why I am not the racist---You are!! By the way you need to spell correctly-it's realize not realise!!
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
It takes soo much energy to
It takes soo much energy to hate someone..let alone just hating them because of skin color. how would you white people all feel if a black man saved your life? or saved your moms life? or your childs life? Im white, and my dad used to only want me to date white men. I asked him this question.."would you rather me b e with a black man who treats me with respect and loves me, or a white man who is mean and beats me??"..he never had an issue with who i dated ever again.
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
what?
is canada stuck with a black president from cambodia. ya hes a great talker but he dont know . once again the ppl of america looked at race instead of qualifications. obama is only showin "NO MATTER HOW FAR UP A NI&&ER GETS THEY'LL ALWAYS LIVE IN GOVERNMANT HOUSEING" and obama jus proves it.
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
Canadian view
OMG, I can't believe how racist most Americans are! I'm so glad I live in Canada. Don't you realize most wars are caused by racism?? Grow up and get with the rest of the world. Evolve already!!
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
glad I'm in canada
After reading the majority of comments, I'm glad I live in canada. I can't believe how racist most Americans are! You guys are so far behind the times. Can't you see how most of the wars in this world are caused by racisim? Grow up! It doesn't matter what colour you are, we all have red blood!
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
Policy
Barack Obama was today asked if he had any specific plans for defence.
He replied:
"I'm hopin to get it done de same colour as de shed"
Anonymous
4 years 16 weeks
To You Racists
My president is black, in fact he's half white. So even in a racists mind that means he's half right!
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
History in the making
Just so you know there is nothing historic about a black family moving into government housing.
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
no obama
i hear that he was geting a jfk headace hhahahahahahah no hahahasa
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
i agree and im white
it makes me so mad that ppl are even like this!!! Im white and hate it when other whites or whatever kind of people bash on only blacks.. why do people stil have to judge everybody? all thats diff is the skin color... i just hate it when ppl use words like "coons".. "cracker"... "beaner"... and so on. why does everybody have to be like this.... id say give it some time and obama will keep his promises. America isn't just made for white people. Im only 18 and ever since i was a little girl i always felt proud to live in Usa because its the only country that has all differnt types of people coming together. but what happened. its like now everybody has to be a certain color to be treated differently.. WHY????? Let obama do his thing. sure he hasnt been in for long but thats whats different.like he said himself. its time for change!!!!!
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
Barack Obama
I heard that if he was not able to fix the economy the first time around he would just " Rig It".
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
i think my tv is broke.
oh man, i think i need to get me a new tv. for some reason every channel i had on yesterday was a special about gorilla's running around the states.
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
heres a joke i came up with
I keep hearing the "black people" say the president is black, but he is only half black...
...Just goes to show how them no good "black people" half everything
or if your looking for a one liner________________________
...how ironic, another no good "black person" receiving checks from from my tax dollars
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
stupid
the anti christ is gonna be coming out of europe....not hawaii lol
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
nigga
yall cant we get along. no . stop feeeling bad for black ppl. go to the hood in a nice car or truck. and see how the blacks want to kill you. ha s
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
mabey
hey did you watch the iniggeration
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
You tell em! "Ignorance is
You tell em!
"Ignorance is bliss, bragging about it is stupidity"
My opinion is that most Americans are chasing the dream of wealth and happiness but can never attain it due to oppression, lack of education or hope. If most people are given the illusion of choice to improve their situation then they will jump at the chance. Good luck to Obama if he really can manage to change our sense of equality and lifestyle for the better but not at the cost of others, but the reality is that it's the people behind the curtain that run the show and we are played against each other for the benefit of the few, the sooner we all start to work together and become a community the better.
P.S. I'm not Black or an American... and I am not having a dig at America, we are all the same and the sooner we realize this the better.
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
stupidity
get over yourselves omg its not like every golden corral is going to be turned into a waffle and chicken house shut up already means ignorant persona and thats what everybody in here is being so get over it...damn.
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
face it
You really don't know why you voted for him, do you?
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
shutup
yeah there is a big one staring back at me......my own
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
who is the real racist
You can call whites racist... what about the fact that 99% of blacks voted for sasquatch I mean Obama. ossuming at least 1% of yall don't know how to read, that is racism. Don't care who yarr.
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
instead of us leave, hows
instead of us leave, hows about the thought that you should have stayed in your 3rd world country with the monkies and lions right where muhammed or whoever put you in the first place. Im 4th generation. My father faught vietnam, grandpa ww2 and korea, myself desert storm and my boy is in Iraq. I did my part. What have you done.
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
Obama The Messiah
Geez, about 99 percent of the sheeple (that a contraction of the words sheep and people) voted for Obama because he's black. Well, only half of him is black. Stand by for a sharp turn to the left. Guess what: you're going to get exactly what you voted for and it's not going to be pretty. He's not even in office and the scandals have already started.
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
I wish it was mostly white
It's already be confirmed: less than half the country is white now. No wonder America is down the toilet.
Anonymous
4 years 17 weeks
obama
this is and always be white mans nation you leave
Anonymous
4 years 18 weeks
ur all gay
ur all gay and racist, color dont make a freaking differince
all of us black ppl in america can accept whites but for some reason the whites cant accept the blacks for who we are and u have to put a steriotype on african americans as a whole and that is wrong
Anonymous
4 years 18 weeks
Yea I agree
the black population only voted for him cuz he's black! Normally they stand on the sidelines blaming people for the they mess up them selves cmon black people vote the person who would have made america better and not just cuz he's white cuz he should be president.
Anonymous
4 years 18 weeks
southern and proud!!!
why can't obama laugh at himself when he looks iin the mirrer? it would be racist hahahahahahahahahahaha peace
Anonymous
4 years 18 weeks
RE: Do you white Americans
RE: ...Do you white Americans realise that it was your forefathers who dragged the Blacks from Africa to be your slaves. It's their turn now! Good Luck to them, I wish them well. Up Obama....
Do you realize that their own people are the ones who sold Africans as slaves and sailed the ships? ...Idiot
Anonymous
4 years 18 weeks
Response
Okay of course more white people are on welfare, the blacks only comprise 4% of the population. If you do a comparison per demographic there are more blacks on welfare. Also 1 out of 3 black males are in some phase of the correctional system.
Anonymous
4 years 18 weeks
White man from Okeechobee
I can't believe you racist dickheads.Have any of you ever looked in the mirror? There has to be a big dick looking back at you when you do.How can you call yourselves an american when your the cause for all this Hate in the world.I know your pissed because most of your teeth are probably falling out and you Didn't p 4th grade but don't blame the Black race because you decided to be a Failure to the American society.And the KKK is nothing but a bunch of Inbreds that thought it was ok to have sex with Family members.So now you have to live in the woods because you ashamed of your own selves.GET A LIFE and start contributing to our country and Quit causing all the hate thats going on in our country.
Anonymous
4 years 18 weeks
Lets see Who is racist
When is white history month ?
how do I contact the NAAWP ?
where can i find an all white college ?
Why dont I get extra points on a civil service exam for being white?
what channel is white entertainment only ?
Exactly!! those things would be racist !!
Anonymous
4 years 18 weeks
coming from a withe man in the UK
i cant believe that all you americans are argueing about obama, here are the facts he got most of the vote,( for whatever reason)
so most of the voters wanted him in office.
if you all dont like that then the simple fact is tough, get on with it. you all need to stop projecting your own insecurities onto other people and websites. stop crying and get on with it!
Anonymous
4 years 18 weeks
Aight all y'all racists are
Aight all y'all racists are sick in da head!!! Wow we got a black president.... It's da same as any president. Just cuz he's black doesn't make a difference!
Anonymous
4 years 18 weeks
looks like its time to move
looks like its time to move to canada
Anonymous
4 years 18 weeks
tired of ni99ers
coming from a upper cl white - "Stop thinking like your grand daddy taught you to and make your own decisions you cowards. If you don't like obamas views then great, but to be so ignorant and hate him because he's black you're dumb and you'll probably be living in a trailer park the rest of you life as a pissed off old man. Good luck with that, to be so ignorant to say the south will not rise again you obviously aren't educated"
first of all, my grand daddy is not racist, none of my family is, but i am.. second of all who says im from the south? btw THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
brown and proud - "IM BROWN u dont hear me making rude comments about the presidantz colour u white motherfukz"
and brown and proud, isnt saying, "u white motherfukz" racist? and your saying that your tired of racists..
Anonymous
4 years 19 weeks
actually
Well, Maybe Obama is going to lower taxes on ppl who dont make over like idk what it was but that still doesnt mean its a good thing! There will be more taxes for the companies and prices on goods will rise. So us "middle class" ppl are f***ed! no matter how you look at it! And anyways, since when should ppl who make a god honest living and work for their money have to pay for the a$$holes who sit on their butts and dont even try to find a freaking job?! Come on ppl! I do agree that a lot of ppl voted for him becuz he was black becuz we just wanted to make "history"... well congrats everyone! And anyways, to the ppl who hate this country and are pissed off about prejudice, GET THE HELL OUT IF YOU DONT LIKE IT! cuz there will never be PEACE for everyone becuz it just wont happen. Life isn't nor ever will be fair.
Anonymous
4 years 19 weeks
coming from a upper cl white
coming from a upper cl white person you guys are f'n idiots. Everyone here is from the same species homo sapiens, it's a proven scientific fact, we have the same DNA. Stop thinking like your grand daddy taught you to and make your own decisions you cowards. If you don't like obamas views then great, but to be so ignorant and hate him because he's black you're dumb and you'll probably be living in a trailer park the rest of you life as a pissed off old man. Good luck with that, to be so ignorant to say the south will not rise again you obviously aren't educated, the world has changed my friends take your head out of your A$$
Anonymous
4 years 19 weeks
imagine if u was black
if u was black imagine all da rasist comments u would get u wouldnt like it what if i was white i would treat black people da same so
Anonymous
4 years 19 weeks
rasist sssslickers
some one should shoot all the WHITE bird
Anonymous
4 years 19 weeks
brown and proud
IM BROWN u dont hear me making rude comments about the presidantz colour u white motherfukz
Anonymous
4 years 19 weeks
Obama
Most of the nigs voting for obama didn't even know a thing about who the man is, or his agenda, his affiliates or convictions (of the heart) they just voted because he was black. Rigged? With ACORN having register Mickey and Minnie Mouse, The better part of the Dallas Cowboys and many other false registrations and strong arm tactics it is no wonder he won. Look at the race in MN. AL FRANKIN!!!! He lost! Now they are finding votes in trunks that election officials forgot to post! As a democrat I am ashamed of this party.
Anonymous
4 years 19 weeks
some one should just fucin shoot em
that n1gg3r,and all the rest of em...they should go back 2 in africa...i wish and pray 4 death upon that man.
Anonymous
4 years 19 weeks
Words for the UN-educated!!!
To all the people in here talking about welfare, if you had any intelligence, you would know that there are more whites on welfare then there are blacks on welfare. Go to the library get a book and do some research before you make yourself look like an idiot. Also there are more white ghettos(trailor parks) then there are black ghettos in the United States!.....STAY IN SCHOOL.....This info is being provided by an Educated black man and thats your worst night-mare case in point Brack Obama!....God Bless
Anonymous
4 years 19 weeks
To all the people in here
To all the people in here talking about welfare, if you had any intelligence, you would know that there are more whites on welfare then there are blacks on welfare. Go to the library get a book and do some research before you make yourself look like an idiot. Also there are more white ghettos(trailor parks) then there are black ghettos in the United States!.....STAY IN SCHOOL.....This info is being provided by an Educated black man and thats your worst night-mare case in point Brack Obama!....God Bless
Anonymous
4 years 20 weeks
i can tell a stupid
and your prob a kno good ni99er from the hood that dont have nothing better to do but take up for your dumbasss ni99er president ...
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