Racist Barack Obama Funny Jokes

I thought we kicked you out of the country in the 17th century. why dont you shove your head up your ass. If it fits it obviously belongs there

Im black, And i think obama shoulda listened to Dave chappel.

He said "...its the white man I should fear, but its my own kind doing all the killing here..." With someone else in office The USA would be a great country, but with obama binladen, its just another shitty CUNTry

if blacks and hispanics take over we might as well jump into the basket and shove head off to hell W E A R E F U C K E D ! ! ! !

Wow...if any of you could at least spell correctly while you spew such nasty hate, somebody might actually think you have a brain cell.

i will say this once and only once obama is a niger and nigers cant do any thing right there not funny their just here to be made fun of

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Bush Wasn't the problem the problem really came when EVERYBODY took out so many government loans and couldn't afford them and didn't pay them back you can also thank exxon for screwing the american people on gas prices and if you really want to get a little deeper we shouldn't allow foreign cars in this country then the government wouldn't be bailing out ford and chevy and if we stopped alot of our imports together all of our business' would stay in the U.S. that means more jobs for us and another thing 75% percent of people have to take drug tests to get a job in the U.S. if people drawing welfare had to take drug tests to get their check we would save hundreds of millions of dollars in welfare checks so think about all of that next time you want to blame bush for all of this it goes way back it just happened to come to a head when he was in office

its called a one draw flaw u got one drop of cooon blood then ur tainted and need to die u coon lovin bytc

Someday the blacks and mexicans will out number the humans in the United States.

yeah and it took 8 years for us to get in this shape but in 5 months that Nobama has More than tipled the deficet , we can't live long enough to ever see it paid off. Thanks again nobama!!!!

Dude ur a total douche

Why dont I return to my original land?? I was born here, this is my original land.

if someone shoots the prez. that just means that we are one step closer to true freedom. Obama is not experienced, he doesnt even make his own speeches, or remarks to the press. Obama is trying to turn this country into a communist country, if you havent looked out from under your rock, 41Ks are plummeting, peaople are loosing their jobs, and he throws money at the problem. Money is the problem, dont waste it. So go back to your rock, dont come out and have fun eating your freid chicken and watermelon.

no way... you can not get rid of all the mexican because guess what you a hoe... this country would not be still high and mighty with out the mexican... if they are gone good bye u.s.a

and guess what they also hate you you white talking trash!!!!!

white black asian hispanic every race has had some kind of evil doing in there pass and some kind of good white ppl white men may have founded this country however free slave labor was a major reason why young america did not go bankrupt and collapes so even though we did find america we did help keep it together. black ppl stop stop blaming white ppl for shit that go on in your life 2day white ppl of today respondsible for there ansesters actions and they r no longer holding us back and jus to let everone know check the history books if you dont believe me the republican party was created to stop slavey and the democratic was created to keep it so no not all republicans r racist and no not all democratics r 4 the ppl and to really get u thinking lincoln the one who freed slaves was a republican and one of the key resions y the usa won the revolunary war was because of the help of african spies for the us god bless you all by the way i am a blk 17 year old in the state of virginia and i love the color line is fading its no longer long live the south it is long live america

Obama is a fucking loser. We'd be better off with McCain. Sarah Palin is the shit!!! :)

the new politicaly correct term for nigger rig is "presidential solution"

i would take watermelons over roses ANY day :)

if its not white then its not right. once you go black we dont want you back

the only thing people can say about obama is that he won who gives a shit cheaters win all the time. does'nt mean they're good..haha obama is bringing us to hell don't worry

The south will rise again? you have got to be kidding. remember one thing. The whites now are the minority and will stay that way. little by little the Blacks and hispanics will take this country over

Way to talk shit about someones spelling when your grammer is just as bad. Fucking idiot. We don't live in America anymore, we now live in the United States Africa.

Actually, what most blacks fail to realize is that their own tribal ancestors in West Africa sold their masses under them into slavery. Kenya is in East Africa where Obama's father is from so he does not have slave blood in him( courtesy of Jesse Jackson)lol.The claim evil white man has jailed them for years and is still responsible. When my grandpa grew up in the depression they were told to respect black contrary to todays brainwashed belief. Ask yourself a quick question who makes the racist comments more whites or blacks and hispanics, in my opinion based on what Ihear at school whites are the least racist of them all.Plus, remember the man is half white.You morons that support him should realize that his middle name is "Hussein", which is probably a reason why he is a big supporter for a Palestinian state, and aiding skumbag ragheads by closing Gitmo. Since the stimulus has been passed our economy has worsened. So maybe the next time you dumbass politically correct people will not use reverse discrimination when voting.

I have just clicked through to this page. You are the saddest race in the world you fat pieces of that wrote all this. Your president is a great man that stands for great things he has proven that anything is possible. you lot on this page are a blight to the human race.

did u know we r sending a huge chunk of coal to mount rushmore to start building obamas face in the mountain. and the only reason ppl voted for the nig was because they didnt want to be called racist...THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN YEEHAA.

By you criticizing President Obama, I can see that you obviously can't get over yourself and how good you think you are. With that comment you just landed yourself in the white trash section. And if someone shoots Obama then that just proves that someone such as yourself could do something so horrible just to make themselves feel better. This is one very powerful quote that someone such as yourself should really think about...Look at your hatred, white supremacists, and admit it for what it is: silly, testosterone-driven, ego-insecurity. Quit hating your brothers because they weren’t drawn with what you think is the right color crayon. We don’t have time for such childishness anymore. We have a world to bring back from the brink.

wow some of these comments made my mouth drop. For a second there, i almost forgot that we were all a part of the same human race. i bet animals look at us and just laugh. It's sad that the majority of people on here are so simple minded that all they see is color. As for me, i will remain color blind when it comes to people.

all you ni99ers are effed up, just go back to africa . after all you should be worrying about their president, youree only on vacation if you live in the USA cause one day were gonnna ship all your black es back to wherever, and on the way to whereever you blackycakes came from, i feel bad for the ocean because im gonnna make it sink and then the waters will turn all black, but hey, we should give it a try, maybe you guys just got pooh'd on. you know youd be lucky, but if it doesnt come offf that just reallly means your black and that just sucks and you should all just commit suicide. but go outtta here we dont want anymore burning bodies smellin like popeyes fried chicken

for all you little blackycakes go EF yourselves. go back to africa. nobody wants you here. i know its a free country but shlt, really? you guys really do complain alot about how racist everyone is, just becuase we dont like one of you doesnt mean were racist. but when all you F2ckers think that of course were gonna be racist cause it will make us mad, and nooo, way more blacks are on welfare because none of you spookes even met any of your fathers cause they prob effed your mother in the back of alleys and knocked her up. so . so go get a book from the library and just at least TRY to read it, if not then go ahead and look at all the pictures of you being hung. oh and about obama ... the only reason why he won the election is because theres more ni99ers flooding our country AND! we never had a black president. sooo since he ran hes a hero and we never hada negro president before so now we should have one. the only reason you effers want him is becuase he;ll give you welfare jesus christ i hate you ni999ers so much you piss me off. & NOO! they arent going to rename midway airport obama, he may be strong and powerful but if it goes that far then theres gonna be some asasination going on

All of you people saying white people are racist, white people voted for obama too.So shut up about that. And if were so racist why don't you just go crawl back to your own country if white people are so bad.If you have a problem with us leave.We created this country. And also about the slavery, that was a long time ago.You have equal rights now, and you wernt even there.Dont say you suffered becuase you didnt.

For those that don't know what hell they're talking about, this is the composition of the United States population as of the 2008 Cencus:

Non-Hispanic whites: 68%
Hispanic: 15%
African Americans: 12%
Asian American: 5%

I am not racist, but I am very uneasy about a minority ruling the majority. You can't tell me Obama will not favor legislation that benefits African Americans. Those are his roots and that would be a natural tendency.

Answer this: how awkward would it be for a white man -- whether born in South Africa, the US, Greece, Canada, Great Britian, wherever -- to be the sitting president in South Africa? The population of blacks to whites is pretty much the inverse there.

That, my friends, would be f'ing awkward as hell. The majority of the population sure would be skeptical of their leader's intentions. Especially if he were far left or right.

SCREW BLACKS WHITE POWER!!!!!

i dont lyk obama, it's not cause he's black or has a name simular to a middle easterner, names and color have nothing to do with it, the man believes in the wrong things. he's made promises impossible to keep, supports to many foreign affairs, and supports abortion and many other uneconomical things. im just a republican that believes in the way america was founded, not what you stupid democrats have tried to turn it into.

some of these comments really pisses me off. for those of u who wake up everyday and say u hate black people, first off let me say this..... we ain't did 2 ya'll, if anything we should hate white people but God put it n our hearts 2 forgive those. Obama is our president so get over it, and if u dont like it, shoot urself, that way u wont b mad!!

just so all of you know this b^&ch is ignorant and every one of you opposed to white racism need to listen up I AM BLACK and I HATE NI99ERS with a passion i think the white man should prevaile they should send all of us ni99ers back to africa and send all of the spi@ks back to Mexico and all of you slant eyed highly radioactive 12 toed orientals 6 feet under because yall aint worth a $hit anywhere in this world....

i hear ya maan he need to watch out

obama on crack

i hope ya mamma sucks me dick

OBAMA VOTERS WANT -higher taxes -yay for abortion -the lazy people that sit on their couch and smoke pot all day to get paid, for NOTHING, while the hard working blacks AND whites work their es off just to give their money to the lazy folks! GOOD JOB VOTING FOR OBAMA its just gonna get worse from here on out.

that the Blacks sold the Black slaves to the white forefathers.

he didnt make obama black he just burned him when he was making him

Wow... I am shocked on some of the comments made on this website.....How sad that after all the war, pain and suffering going on in the world ..there are still some people with very little brain outhere that gets intimidated by something new...yes I hope one day there is an Asian president and an Hispanic one aswell...I mean really who says intelligence has anything to do with the colour of your skin...Do you want to see someone DUMBER the G.Bush Jr....JAjaja...come on.......and dumber then you americans ( to who ever voted) for voting for him again and have him in power for 8 long years...Dumb es.... I'm just proud to be Canadian....

First of all, I'd like to say that I question the intelligence of anyone who is blind enough to be manipulated into supporting this tyrant our proud nation now calls it's president. If anyone had done a little independent research before the election, instead of just absorbing whatever the gospel of CNN has to say...they would know he's no golden knight. As far as racism goes, it had a major effect on the outcome of the election. Barack Obama was elected by whites who were made to feel guilty for something that happened well over 100 years ago (which I might add was to the benefit of modern-day, Ameican blacks, considering they aren't starving in Africa, living in dirt huts because their ancestors were brought over here as slaves)and ignorant undereducated minorities who voted primarily for the guy because he was one of their own and thought it would move them up in the world as well. So now we are stuck with this crazed, power hungry fiend for four years. What sort of credentials does this asshole have? NONE! He's commander in chief yet he knows nothing about the military....if he did he wouldn't be so eager to pull the troops out of Iraq without a secure victory. It kills me that people get excited about the supposed "change" that he's going to bring about. "Change" from what? To what? The guy was never really clear about any of his policies because he didn't have much to go on.....if any of you have ever listened to him talk you'll quickly realize that his conversation is circular and of entirely no substance. If he does anything...it will be very detrimental to the American way of life. The second amendment, for example, is in absolute jeopardy now...why do you think so many people have gone out and bought guns? The federal government doesn't want the general public to have them...why? So that it insures no revolt will take place. Why would the government be expecting a revolt...because they want to take away a few liberties maybe? Scary huh? And what about this national healthcare bullshit...let's look at nations like Canada and Scotland where systems like that are already in use. Taxes soar and waiting lists to see doctors are ridiculously long. I could go on about this forever. However, my point is this...don't be blinded by this man's celebrity appeal. If you do some digging...you will soon realize that he is not all that was promised. Don't drink the koolaid, America.

white power!!!! f*ck N*ggers!!! if it wasnt for N*gger music this country wouldnt have half the problems it does today

do you realize that it was your ancestors who sold you to the whites to begin with?? I am really tired of my ancestors taking all the blame--black and whites are guilty of this now it's time for us to all get over it and try to get along but wow, everytime I try I read crap like this I understand why I am not the racist---You are!! By the way you need to spell correctly-it's realize not realise!!

is canada stuck with a black president from cambodia. ya hes a great talker but he dont know . once again the ppl of america looked at race instead of qualifications. obama is only showin "NO MATTER HOW FAR UP A NI&&ER GETS THEY'LL ALWAYS LIVE IN GOVERNMANT HOUSEING" and obama jus proves it.

After reading the majority of comments, I'm glad I live in canada. I can't believe how racist most Americans are! You guys are so far behind the times. Can't you see how most of the wars in this world are caused by racisim? Grow up! It doesn't matter what colour you are, we all have red blood!

My president is black, in fact he's half white. So even in a racists mind that means he's half right!

i hear that he was geting a jfk headace hhahahahahahah no hahahasa

it makes me so mad that ppl are even like this!!! Im white and hate it when other whites or whatever kind of people bash on only blacks.. why do people stil have to judge everybody? all thats diff is the skin color... i just hate it when ppl use words like "coons".. "cracker"... "beaner"... and so on. why does everybody have to be like this.... id say give it some time and obama will keep his promises. America isn't just made for white people. Im only 18 and ever since i was a little girl i always felt proud to live in Usa because its the only country that has all differnt types of people coming together. but what happened. its like now everybody has to be a certain color to be treated differently.. WHY????? Let obama do his thing. sure he hasnt been in for long but thats whats different.like he said himself. its time for change!!!!!

oh man, i think i need to get me a new tv. for some reason every channel i had on yesterday was a special about gorilla's running around the states.

the anti christ is gonna be coming out of europe....not hawaii lol

yall cant we get along. no . stop feeeling bad for black ppl. go to the hood in a nice car or truck. and see how the blacks want to kill you. ha s

You tell em! "Ignorance is bliss, bragging about it is stupidity" My opinion is that most Americans are chasing the dream of wealth and happiness but can never attain it due to oppression, lack of education or hope. If most people are given the illusion of choice to improve their situation then they will jump at the chance. Good luck to Obama if he really can manage to change our sense of equality and lifestyle for the better but not at the cost of others, but the reality is that it's the people behind the curtain that run the show and we are played against each other for the benefit of the few, the sooner we all start to work together and become a community the better. P.S. I'm not Black or an American... and I am not having a dig at America, we are all the same and the sooner we realize this the better.

You really don't know why you voted for him, do you?

its funny that obama is going to be president. HES NOT EVEN A ING AMERICAN CITEZEN. && he doesnt even have his damn birth cirtificite!!!! i mean im a proud black women and im reppin paterson new jersy but i dont thinks its right fo0r a dam black man to be president. NOT ONLY that but hes in retarded. FUCK OBAMA

instead of us leave, hows about the thought that you should have stayed in your 3rd world country with the monkies and lions right where muhammed or whoever put you in the first place. Im 4th generation. My father faught vietnam, grandpa ww2 and korea, myself desert storm and my boy is in Iraq. I did my part. What have you done.

It's already be confirmed: less than half the country is white now. No wonder America is down the toilet.

ur all gay and racist, color dont make a freaking differince all of us black ppl in america can accept whites but for some reason the whites cant accept the blacks for who we are and u have to put a steriotype on african americans as a whole and that is wrong

why can't obama laugh at himself when he looks iin the mirrer? it would be racist hahahahahahahahahahaha peace

RE: ...Do you white Americans realise that it was your forefathers who dragged the Blacks from Africa to be your slaves. It's their turn now! Good Luck to them, I wish them well. Up Obama.... Do you realize that their own people are the ones who sold Africans as slaves and sailed the ships? ...Idiot

Okay of course more white people are on welfare, the blacks only comprise 4% of the population. If you do a comparison per demographic there are more blacks on welfare. Also 1 out of 3 black males are in some phase of the correctional system.

When is white history month ? how do I contact the NAAWP ? where can i find an all white college ? Why dont I get extra points on a civil service exam for being white? what channel is white entertainment only ? Exactly!! those things would be racist !!

Aight all y'all racists are sick in da head!!! Wow we got a black president.... It's da same as any president. Just cuz he's black doesn't make a difference!

Dumbest mother er on earth

Well, Maybe Obama is going to lower taxes on ppl who dont make over like idk what it was but that still doesnt mean its a good thing! There will be more taxes for the companies and prices on goods will rise. So us "middle class" ppl are f***ed! no matter how you look at it! And anyways, since when should ppl who make a god honest living and work for their money have to pay for the a$$holes who sit on their butts and dont even try to find a freaking job?! Come on ppl! I do agree that a lot of ppl voted for him becuz he was black becuz we just wanted to make "history"... well congrats everyone! And anyways, to the ppl who hate this country and are pissed off about prejudice, GET THE HELL OUT IF YOU DONT LIKE IT! cuz there will never be PEACE for everyone becuz it just wont happen. Life isn't nor ever will be fair.

take a look at this website. it will tell you the ACTUAL percent of white to black and even asian and mexicans in the united states. dont think because in your little town its full of n i ggers or wetbacks, that the rest of the u.s is. get your facts straight. http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0762156.html White: 75.1 Black: 12.3 Hispanic: 12.5 Asian: 3.6 and the rest is indian and hawaiian.

some one should shoot all the WHITE bird

ur mother fucking piece of tuteee sarla pudah go on suk ur mumz white titz

that n1gg3r,and all the rest of em...they should go back 2 in africa...i wish and pray 4 death upon that man.

To all the people in here talking about welfare, if you had any intelligence, you would know that there are more whites on welfare then there are blacks on welfare. Go to the library get a book and do some research before you make yourself look like an idiot. Also there are more white ghettos(trailor parks) then there are black ghettos in the United States!.....STAY IN SCHOOL.....This info is being provided by an Educated black man and thats your worst night-mare case in point Brack Obama!....God Bless

and your prob a kno good ni99er from the hood that dont have nothing better to do but take up for your dumbasss ni99er president ...

yea ur funny i bet yu wont go say nothing to the kkk to there face or the sheet over it .... yu stupid dumbass