Racist Barack Obama Funny Jokes

This country knows who is at fault for our screwed up economy, so THEY should be held liable for the mess. Obama just made it worse

Blacks r not retarded the only retarded people in this country is whites that call blacks retarded negros or a white that calls blacks nigers... i am a white girl that has black friends that say i am their NFL(nigga for life) so there they even call a white girl a nigga.. and when a white calls a black a niger it is not very friendly most of the time... so back off

He is not an idiot socialist jack@ss because he is black its because he is from Illinois.

well we'll never know yet, will we? we're so close to the apocolypse it's burning even more fcking contrast in the states. see i'm not even from the states, but I know my facts.

correction 4 years, and another correction hes half white!!!

wow see its black people like you, shit or whatever you are, that make the term "Nigger" applicable.

Okay well here goes. I think he uses the race card way to often, i mean come on lets face it if he wasnt black then he probably wouldnt be an office. Its just people want to make a "change" and well guess what were sure as hell making one, i mean obviously since the United States of America is going to go downhill very quickly. & might i mention that his plan for socialized health care is going to leave thousands jobless, and its just going to be well horrible... watch the video i left below it will explain some things. Oh and living in the Kentucky/West Virginia area his going green stuff is killing people here since one of our biggest money makers and job employers is coal. Three people in my family have been laid off from work because of this... *tear* obama... what were we thinking? guess the worlds just gonna go to hell like previously stated by thousands because of well... you Mr.president ;)

I thought we kicked you out of the country in the 17th century. why dont you shove your head up your ass. If it fits it obviously belongs there

Im black, And i think obama shoulda listened to Dave chappel.

He said "...its the white man I should fear, but its my own kind doing all the killing here..." With someone else in office The USA would be a great country, but with obama binladen, its just another shitty CUNTry

i will say this once and only once obama is a niger and nigers cant do any thing right there not funny their just here to be made fun of

We should start the change in ourselves, Obama cannot do it alone. he won the Presidency with the peoples help.

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its called a one draw flaw u got one drop of cooon blood then ur tainted and need to die u coon lovin bytc

Someday the blacks and mexicans will out number the humans in the United States.

yeah and it took 8 years for us to get in this shape but in 5 months that Nobama has More than tipled the deficet , we can't live long enough to ever see it paid off. Thanks again nobama!!!!

Dude ur a total douche

Why dont I return to my original land?? I was born here, this is my original land.

if someone shoots the prez. that just means that we are one step closer to true freedom.
Obama is not experienced, he doesnt even make his own speeches, or remarks to the press. Obama is trying to turn this country into a communist country, if you havent looked out from under your rock, 41Ks are plummeting, peaople are loosing their jobs, and he throws money at the problem. Money is the problem, dont waste it. So go back to your rock, dont come out and have fun eating your freid chicken and watermelon.

no way... you can not get rid of all the mexican because guess what you a hoe... this country would not be still high and mighty with out the mexican... if they are gone good bye u.s.a

and guess what they also hate you you white talking trash!!!!!

white black asian hispanic every race has had some kind of evil doing in there pass and some kind of good
white ppl white men may have founded this country however free slave labor was a major reason why young america did not go bankrupt and collapes so even though we did find america we did help keep it together.
black ppl stop stop blaming white ppl for shit that go on in your life 2day white ppl of today respondsible for there ansesters actions and they r no longer holding us back
and jus to let everone know check the history books if you dont believe me the republican party was created to stop slavey and the democratic was created to keep it so no not all republicans r racist and no not all democratics r 4 the ppl and to really get u thinking lincoln the one who freed slaves was a republican and one of the key resions y the usa won the revolunary war was because of the help of african spies for the us

god bless you all
by the way i am a blk 17 year old in the state of virginia and i love the color line is fading its no longer long live the south it is long live america

Isn't that why god invented lynching?

amen.

i couldn't have put it better myself.

do you expect this hope and change to happen all at once? Obama even said in one of his speeches "it will take time."

All this crap Bush put us in isn't going to get fixed overnight, dear.

Speaking of Barack Obama: LONG LIVE EMPEROR OBAMA!

Obama is a racial-minority individual and does not like racism:

There is bad news about George Herbert Walker Bush.

What if basically all racial-minority people would subscribe to the interpretations that George Herbert Walker Bush committed monstrous, racist, hate crimes while he was the President of the United States?

It will eventually come out: it is only a matter of time.

Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., With the Highest Level of Academic Honors at Graduation, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. And there are at least hundreds of copies in very many countries around the world.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

How are you enjoying all this HOPE and CHANGE so far???

If you visit the United States and find yourself in a Black or Mexican area get out of there as soon as possible. You are not safe. I have traveled to 16 countries in the world and have lived in California most of my life. There are many Blacks and Mexicans that are good people but unfortunately as a whole there cultures are violent. The good ones are to scared to stand up against the bad ones so the bad ones rule. The Black and Mexican American police are fearful. In USA many blacks and mexicans will kill you for fun or gang initiation. Other countries thugs may kill you for money or insult. In America it's differnt. I hope Obama can help change the Black and Mexican commonwealth. Unfortunately Obama seems to be leading the USA into socialism. Well that's what democrats do. They give more power and control to the government. Thomas Jefferson would be turning in his grave.

Actually, what most blacks fail to realize is that their own tribal ancestors in West Africa sold their masses under them into slavery. Kenya is in East Africa where Obama's father is from so he does not have slave blood in him( courtesy of Jesse Jackson)lol.The claim evil white man has jailed them for years and is still responsible. When my grandpa grew up in the depression they were told to respect black contrary to todays brainwashed belief. Ask yourself a quick question who makes the racist comments more whites or blacks and hispanics, in my opinion based on what Ihear at school whites are the least racist of them all.Plus, remember the man is half white.You morons that support him should realize that his middle name is "Hussein", which is probably a reason why he is a big supporter for a Palestinian state, and aiding skumbag ragheads by closing Gitmo.
Since the stimulus has been passed our economy has worsened. So maybe the next time you dumbass politically correct people will not use reverse discrimination when voting.

did u know we r sending a huge chunk of coal to mount rushmore to start building obamas face in the mountain. and the only reason ppl voted for the nig was because they didnt want to be called racist...THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN YEEHAA.

By you criticizing President Obama, I can see that you obviously can't get over yourself and how good you think you are. With that comment you just landed yourself in the white trash section. And if someone shoots Obama then that just proves that someone such as yourself could do something so horrible just to make themselves feel better. This is one very powerful quote that someone such as yourself should really think about...Look at your hatred, white supremacists, and admit it for what it is: silly, testosterone-driven, ego-insecurity. Quit hating your brothers because they weren’t drawn with what you think is the right color crayon. We don’t have time for such childishness anymore. We have a world to bring back from the brink.

welll im only 15 and its not that my parents raised me wrong or anything . its just that i have my pwn opinions and i know what goes on in this country. and seriously, i know for a fact the only reason why he won is because we never had a black win before. its not becuase hes a smart or intelligent guy. its just because of his skin color. so seriously if there were all diffrent colored people like purple or blue or orange and if everyone liked the color orange. then the orange guy would win. so seirously you guys grow the ef up and pick someone thats not going to raise our taxes and steal our money for poor ss people that failed at life. its their fault that they cant get money & its also all the mexicans faults because theyre stealin all of our white peoples jobs . so seriously all you beeeeeaners go back to mexico. all you ni99ers go back to africa. and all you stuck up white f@ckers, just ef you.

it was black african warlords who sold their own people to traders in america..get it right...stop blaming every white person for being racist..accept responsibility for your black forefathers and stop making it about slavery. i never had slaves and you were never a slave. get over it, and tell our biracial president to thank his grandmother for raising him to acheive what he did

America was founded on THEFT! White 'IMMIGRANTS' came to America, took the land through force, and invoked genocidal homicide against the Indians. Black Americans were forced into slavery by Black Africans AND White Immigrants! Get your facts straight. Let me propose the following: since so many Americans (namely White and/or Republican) have such conviction toward immigration laws and sending illegals back to their land, why don't YOU return to your original land?

i dont lyk obama, it's not cause he's black or has a name simular to a middle easterner, names and color have nothing to do with it, the man believes in the wrong things. he's made promises impossible to keep, supports to many foreign affairs, and supports abortion and many other uneconomical things. im just a republican that believes in the way america was founded, not what you stupid democrats have tried to turn it into.

some of these comments really pisses me off. for those of u who wake up everyday and say u hate black people, first off let me say this..... we ain't did 2 ya'll, if anything we should hate white people but God put it n our hearts 2 forgive those. Obama is our president so get over it, and if u dont like it, shoot urself, that way u wont b mad!!

just so all of you know this b^&ch is ignorant and every one of you opposed to white racism need to listen up I AM BLACK and I HATE NI99ERS with a passion i think the white man should prevaile they should send all of us ni99ers back to africa and send all of the spi@ks back to Mexico and all of you slant eyed highly radioactive 12 toed orientals 6 feet under because yall aint worth a $hit anywhere in this world....

i hear ya maan he need to watch out

I haven't seen a black person yet that knows anything about his on history. YOUR ancesters were NOT dragged. They were traded and that's a proven fact you idiot.

he didnt make obama black he just burned him when he was making him

Call it bigotry, racism, narrow mindedness, ignorance... it doesn't matter. The world is the way it is because of the people living in it. Our country is the way it is because people can't rise above the way their parents and grandparents thought/think. Get your own life and your own BRAIN and quit blaming other people/races for your downfalls. It's all pretty pathetic. Obama won the election. Not because he is half black, not because black people voted him in... he won because the AMERICAN PEOPLE voted for him. If you're so pathetic as to think it was a race thing, maybe you should move! The majority of Americans ARE NOT racist. It's the minority, the loud mouthed BIGOTS that give the rest of the country a bad rap. I'm white, I voted for Obama because I liked his ideas. I served in the military, went to Iraq. I respect McCain for his veteran status, cool. But I didn't agree with his IDEAS. Get out of America if you're not able to cope with the idea that "ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL". Not all "white" men. EVERYBODY IS THE FREAK'N SAME! WE all go through the same struggles and hope for a better future. Who the hell cares what color your complexion is?!? Get over yourselves.

do you realize that it was your ancestors who sold you to the whites to begin with?? I am really tired of my ancestors taking all the blame--black and whites are guilty of this now it's time for us to all get over it and try to get along but wow, everytime I try I read crap like this I understand why I am not the racist---You are!! By the way you need to spell correctly-it's realize not realise!!

is canada stuck with a black president from cambodia. ya hes a great talker but he dont know . once again the ppl of america looked at race instead of qualifications. obama is only showin "NO MATTER HOW FAR UP A NI&&ER GETS THEY'LL ALWAYS LIVE IN GOVERNMANT HOUSEING" and obama jus proves it.

After reading the majority of comments, I'm glad I live in canada. I can't believe how racist most Americans are! You guys are so far behind the times. Can't you see how most of the wars in this world are caused by racisim? Grow up! It doesn't matter what colour you are, we all have red blood!

My president is black, in fact he's half white. So even in a racists mind that means he's half right!

i hear that he was geting a jfk headace hhahahahahahah no hahahasa

I heard that if he was not able to fix the economy the first time around he would just " Rig It".

I keep hearing the "black people" say the president is black, but he is only half black...

...Just goes to show how them no good "black people" half everything

or if your looking for a one liner________________________

...how ironic, another no good "black person" receiving checks from from my tax dollars

yall cant we get along. no . stop feeeling bad for black ppl. go to the hood in a nice car or truck. and see how the blacks want to kill you. ha s

You tell em!

"Ignorance is bliss, bragging about it is stupidity"
My opinion is that most Americans are chasing the dream of wealth and happiness but can never attain it due to oppression, lack of education or hope. If most people are given the illusion of choice to improve their situation then they will jump at the chance. Good luck to Obama if he really can manage to change our sense of equality and lifestyle for the better but not at the cost of others, but the reality is that it's the people behind the curtain that run the show and we are played against each other for the benefit of the few, the sooner we all start to work together and become a community the better.
P.S. I'm not Black or an American... and I am not having a dig at America, we are all the same and the sooner we realize this the better.

You really don't know why you voted for him, do you?

You can call whites racist... what about the fact that 99% of blacks voted for sasquatch I mean Obama. ossuming at least 1% of yall don't know how to read, that is racism. Don't care who yarr.

Geez, about 99 percent of the sheeple (that a contraction of the words sheep and people) voted for Obama because he's black. Well, only half of him is black. Stand by for a sharp turn to the left. Guess what: you're going to get exactly what you voted for and it's not going to be pretty. He's not even in office and the scandals have already started.

this is and always be white mans nation you leave

the black population only voted for him cuz he's black! Normally they stand on the sidelines blaming people for the they mess up them selves cmon black people vote the person who would have made america better and not just cuz he's white cuz he should be president.

RE: ...Do you white Americans realise that it was your forefathers who dragged the Blacks from Africa to be your slaves. It's their turn now! Good Luck to them, I wish them well. Up Obama....

Do you realize that their own people are the ones who sold Africans as slaves and sailed the ships? ...Idiot

I can't believe you racist dickheads.Have any of you ever looked in the mirror? There has to be a big dick looking back at you when you do.How can you call yourselves an american when your the cause for all this Hate in the world.I know your pissed because most of your teeth are probably falling out and you Didn't p 4th grade but don't blame the Black race because you decided to be a Failure to the American society.And the KKK is nothing but a bunch of Inbreds that thought it was ok to have sex with Family members.So now you have to live in the woods because you ashamed of your own selves.GET A LIFE and start contributing to our country and Quit causing all the hate thats going on in our country.

i cant believe that all you americans are argueing about obama, here are the facts he got most of the vote,( for whatever reason)
so most of the voters wanted him in office.
if you all dont like that then the simple fact is tough, get on with it. you all need to stop projecting your own insecurities onto other people and websites. stop crying and get on with it!

looks like its time to move to canada

Well, Maybe Obama is going to lower taxes on ppl who dont make over like idk what it was but that still doesnt mean its a good thing! There will be more taxes for the companies and prices on goods will rise. So us "middle class" ppl are f***ed! no matter how you look at it! And anyways, since when should ppl who make a god honest living and work for their money have to pay for the a$$holes who sit on their butts and dont even try to find a freaking job?! Come on ppl! I do agree that a lot of ppl voted for him becuz he was black becuz we just wanted to make "history"... well congrats everyone! And anyways, to the ppl who hate this country and are pissed off about prejudice, GET THE HELL OUT IF YOU DONT LIKE IT! cuz there will never be PEACE for everyone becuz it just wont happen. Life isn't nor ever will be fair.

if u was black imagine all da rasist comments u would get u wouldnt like it what if i was white i would treat black people da same so

IM BROWN u dont hear me making rude comments about the presidantz colour u white motherfukz

that n1gg3r,and all the rest of em...they should go back 2 in africa...i wish and pray 4 death upon that man.

To all the people in here talking about welfare, if you had any intelligence, you would know that there are more whites on welfare then there are blacks on welfare. Go to the library get a book and do some research before you make yourself look like an idiot. Also there are more white ghettos(trailor parks) then there are black ghettos in the United States!.....STAY IN SCHOOL.....This info is being provided by an Educated black man and thats your worst night-mare case in point Brack Obama!....God Bless

yea ur funny i bet yu wont go say nothing to the kkk to there face or the sheet over it .... yu stupid dumbass

yeah he is basically Hitler

I see Obama's sacked the gardener at the White House already. Apparently he went in and asked if anyone had seen the spade.

The only reason there arent hardly indians anymore is becasue we played cowboys and indians for so long. Now its time we play cowboys and ni99ers. Then we solve all the problems (ni99ers) yay!!! Barack assasinated on January 21 2009

actually obama is more rag head than he is only 1/6 and little white and the rest is sand and what kind of person name their son barack? answer is sand s but he will do fine as president because he is actually putting forth an effort and he see's the problem and that is the first step in to fixin something

President. (pre-si-dent)/noun/ a coon,mississippi wind chime,porch monkey,jigaboo,spear chucker,spook,boy,see; [nigger]

because the democrats always get 97% of the black vote dumba$$

how can one nigg run the usa when 12 cant run a mcdonalds?

well if you think that kkk is a coward thenn you better watch out your window because they will rise again and you just might be nexted

ok this isnt about obama being black and mccain being white this is about all the people that voted for aboma jus because he was not the best man for the job Mccains fair tax and soccalist views would have brought us out of this deppression its sad that ammericans are ignorant enough today to vote for someone jus because their black

everyone who owns dogs and a gun report to the white house i heard there was a coon problem

wow finally a black president now the crackerz want to jump on the band wagon about time for a change and maybe a skin color...i love how whites call us z..its funny because the definition white people gave for is a ignerant person..so anybody can be a !! even whites<< the kkks are a bunch of cowardz who puts sheets on there heads to kill ppl?mmmmm sounds kind of scary