Racist Barack Obama Funny Jokes

This whole thing just proves what the rest of the 'enlightened' world thinks about America: Sadly many Americans are small-minded, uneducated, ignorant, money mad, zenophobic racists, war loving, selfish, over fed rednecks. The rest of you are forwarded-thinking,intelligent, easy going, socially conscious, well travelled, interesting, well meaning and great to meet and make friends with. Your president is your country's best chance to re-gain any respect the world has for you after Bush-Gate (palin & McCain no way!)otherwise your country is seen as the enemy of the world peace.If you really knew how relieved the rest of the world was when he got elected you'd stop all your racist BS and start unifying your nation and end all the hating. And before you start calling me a N****er lover or Muslim Fundamentalist etc .....I'm European. Wake up America and stop hating your fellow citizens!

This is why most of you will never be able to move on in life. No one wants change for the better. they want to stay in their same old ways and doom their existance. When will it stop? i can answer that. put it this way it wont be a human that does it. USA is all in a fix for centuries. their so far behind in just about everything from education to creating jobs, etc., But i have to applaud Obama for what he is doing. everyone is bashing what he is doing, but i dont see none of you running for president and making change? do us all of favour put up or shut up. BIG UP to The Obama Admin for taking ACTION! just like when you travel by flight. It is the same as USA campaign attempting to better the country. One of The first things pilot tells you prior to take off is fasten your seat belt we will experience some turbulence as we approach our destination(s). Were climbing altitude ladies and gentleman to a better place. turbulence is Reps blocking the presidents agengas no matter how good they will do us, Turbulence is racist comments by ignorant people towards this power movement. You cant expect changes to happen ovenight such as new jobs, better health care, when you have delayed turburlence from the bush admin working in ninja mode , crooked politics and the unseen evil power surrounding us at times. shall we quit. most definitley not! keep climbing higher to an altitude where their is clear skies and a smooth ride til landing at the palace of freedom. something soo long over due. where all ethnicities get along in harmony. Its coming whether we like it or not. Memo to the racist the problem is not with Obama. it lies within yourselves. you have personal issues that need to be changed. dont worry your days are numbered. it will be called one day. advice to you is better be ready for the consequences that will effect each and every one of you at the rate of 110%. Its not about blacks, caucasians, asians, hispanics, east indians, native indians, pacific islanders, milatos (mix cultures) and so on. were all the same, different by many cultures, but we are all the same by creation of GOD.

Blessings

There are dumb people of every race even white people. No race is dumber than the other race we are all equal that's how god created us. Your skin colour does not judge your intellect. White people are not superior to any race we are all the same

He won the elections. All the people who are saying horrible things about Obama are just ego bastards

i can't stand people who get on her and talk crap about racist when your the one on the racist site ppl will believe the way they want they don't need your two cents

The president has ordered NBC to air "Roots" the mini series again, however this time he wants to have it played backwards............so it will have a happy ending....................thanks there's hope after all

Humans don't you mean white people you don't make any sense at all you racist.

Wow have to completely agree!!! Can't stand the racist bull shit I like black people some r ok but then u have the damn niggers! The ones that think it's ok to live off government not ever get a job have a million kids so the government will give them more money and think it's ok to go walking around showing their nasty hairy stinky big ass ever heard of waxing but I guess that won't happen til the govermrnt starts paying for trips to a salon I mean really u don't wanna be called a nigger don't act like one!!!

I didn't vote for Obama and he is not my president. I don't have to like him, all I have to do is respect the office of the president.

Just pointing this out but white people yea sure waaaaaay back when whites bought slaves, but blacks were selling them to us so doesn't that make the black people racist against their own kind? Second, how come when a white person says n*gger it is racist but blacks can throw it around like it means nothing ( can I say double standard? And third if I hear one more black pull a racist card and bring Obama up I'm going to tweak it is not because of your race that you didn't get a job or get into a school (have you ever heard of affirmative action, its a law, a very very very stupid law but a law none the less) the reason you didnt get the job or get into a school is because your ignorant or did not deserve it. So this is not me being racist I can't stand lazy, ignorant, dumb people no matter what the color of their skin. And the main reason for me being so upset is because of where i grew up. I grew up in a very well off neighborhood. I unfortunately was not a part of the so called "rich" crowd and I did get made fun of. There were black people who were very well off and they would also make fun of me, but when i fired back with "at least I dress like I have respect for myself" they called me ( a young white women) a racist. So why do they have the right to make fun of white people, but I can not fire back? I did not even mention anyhting about the color of their skin. So if you want the racism to stop stop f*cking playing it up so much. It's your own damn faults white people still act racist and its because you all are throwing this huge pitty party for yourselves. So all of you need to grow up!!

You only have one president, one country and one society. It belongs to each and every one of you. Black, white or brindle. Cherish it and work together to make it better for one and all.

just join the marine corps. i dont think any one should be president if they havent served at least there four years. end of story.

ITs really a nice post i just came across ....thanks

that is so awsome im gunna use that haha good one

he;'s more A-hole than nigg@, actually, so shut th fck up! hes acually a BIG threat, if you want to know.

If y'all hate being called N1G@3rs so much, why don't y'all quit calling each other a N1G@3R??? And for the record the only trash in this country is not the whites it's all you retarded negros, you need to stop pointing your racist finger at us white people and start taking a look in the mirror!!!

What did Obama mean by "change"? COME HELP A NIGGER GET ELECTED.

that was a good one.

holy shit if there are educated niggers the only education they get is how to hold a pistol wrong,and if an educated nigger exist, the pigs are gonna fly

so was the hardest 4 years of your life spent in first grade? oh wait you probably didnt go to school cause you can't spell for shit

ok dumb ass while you were singing your stupid sounding songs while wearing chains and digging holes,the slant eyed radioactive 12 toed orientals were making the shovels you needed to dig holes for yourselves. Guess the GOVT figured that after they were done with you all, they would cap you all in the face and call it a day you stupid monkey with a gun.

Wow...if any of you could at least spell correctly while you spew such nasty hate, somebody might actually think you have a brain cell.

im going to say this once obama is a negro

Bush Wasn't the problem the problem really came when EVERYBODY took out so many government loans and couldn't afford them and didn't pay them back you can also thank exxon for screwing the american people on gas prices and if you really want to get a little deeper we shouldn't allow foreign cars in this country then the government wouldn't be bailing out ford and chevy and if we stopped alot of our imports together all of our business' would stay in the U.S. that means more jobs for us and another thing 75% percent of people have to take drug tests to get a job in the U.S. if people drawing welfare had to take drug tests to get their check we would save hundreds of millions of dollars in welfare checks so think about all of that next time you want to blame bush for all of this it goes way back it just happened to come to a head when he was in office

You know the truth but learn how to state your opinion without the anger. Your intelligent and know a lot about the decline of America.America is going into phase that all nations will and have seen,if America survives it depends on young people like you understanding the fall of Rome and being here to rebuild America and not making the mistakes of our fathers before us. DIVERSITY DOES DESTROY A NATION AND EVERY FAMILY.

Remember that until the end of segregation in the South it was Democrats who ran the show their and it was Republicans like Lincoln and Eisenhower who fought against that and promised blacks freedom. Instead of segregation today, segregation tomorrow and segregation for ever as one of your more infamous party members would promise.

obama was joging one day and he fell over the bridge and three boys saw him so they went and helped him. obama said thank u very much he said i will buy u boys anything u want. the 1st boy said he wanted a new skateboard, the 2nd boy said i want a new bycycle, the 3rd boy said he wanted a motorized wheelchair with a built in headset and t.v. obama said u dont look handicap to me the boy said i will be after my dad finds out i saved ur black ass

The amount of ignorance and immaturity i've found on this page is absolutely appauling. i do keep in mind that it sounds like most of you are teenage low lives that have not the slightest idea what you're even talking about or know anything about politics at all but regardless obama has been in office for less than five months now...how about we actually give him some time. In eight years Bush brought us from a surplus to a reccession so it'll prob take more than a couple of months for economy to get better...he's our president not jesus...so lets use some common sense.

Did you hear the White House gardner was fired this week?
He wanted to know where the spade and the hoe were?

i wish i were more like that,, canadian .. if you reply know this they are more peaceful

uh... white power nope not at all more like brown pride or black...because whites are not the braves i barely turne 17 and when i was 15 i have already done some stuff and know that i am 17 well here are a number 96ppl if you are smart you know what i am talking aboun ps. female

Sara Palin believed the world only has been around for 6,000.. not very bright

Watch "The Obama Deception" on Youtube. It is the #1 Online movie right now and it proves that Obama does not have the best interest of America on his mind (oh, I forgot, what mind!)...

the new politicaly correct term for nigger rig is "presidential solution"

i would take watermelons over roses ANY day :)