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Racist Barack Obama Funny Jokes

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The New black president of USA Barack Obama's funny and Racist jokes are spread over the internet and also people searching for it but no more results have been found due to high spamming and high competition of various sites.

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The New York Times is a two-page Web writeup explains the problem in all white with the late night comedy line, not / can not joke about Obama lest they be accused of racism.

Procedure Kimmel's reverse racism theme, the Times reveals that black Comedians make jokes Obama. But no, the late night comedy, since there is no Black late night comics are a big show.

I just want to put an end to racism, Obama jokes, please. You can joke about race and the presidency in this context is that they can be truly unamerican - you might as well go to burn a few flags, and join the Taliban. To read more click here.

So many Racist Obama Jokes have been leaked but i found one amazing and funny things about obama and osama in this picture. Both have only difference in BS.

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Anonymous
4 years 22 weeks

Agree

Wow have to completely agree!!! Can't stand the racist bull shit I like black people some r ok but then u have the damn niggers! The ones that think it's ok to live off government not ever get a job have a million kids so the government will give them more money and think it's ok to go walking around showing their nasty hairy stinky big ass ever heard of waxing but I guess that won't happen til the govermrnt starts paying for trips to a salon I mean really u don't wanna be called a nigger don't act like one!!!

Anonymous
4 years 26 weeks

wowwww!

wow!! this is rediculous.. people dont understand that obama is ruining our country. if you cant see that. your blind, i mean look at it people are loosing jobs ... everything. he is not from illinois, he is from kenya! he never even turned in his birth certificate. if i had a say.. you would have to turn in everything about your past. and people get mad when we say racist things about our president. but if you look at it this way he went to church with a RACIST PRIEST! seriously. open your eyes. we have a president thats racist against most of our civilation. wow.

Anonymous
4 years 29 weeks

Not My Prez

I didn't vote for Obama and he is not my president. I don't have to like him, all I have to do is respect the office of the president.

Anonymous
4 years 30 weeks

think about it

common sense would have been the choice of not voting for him at all get it through your so called "matured" head that he screwed us over and what he is trying to do is not working the only thing he is doing is killing more people putting more people out of work making it that much harder to live most people cant even step outside without havinf to worry about another thing going wrong or not being able to afford anything people who use to make tons of money dont make that much anymore now take the people who dont make that much money you think teenagers are such low lives there your future its your job as an adult to be a role model for these young kids but instead you decide to make more mistakes thus more than likely having a future that are making those mistakes it takes everyone not just one one person says this another says different you get bad news its a tough world out there and some of us have to work our ass off out there to make a living and teach our kids the good the bad the right the wrong there are no sides just absolutely retarded people who dont want to try hard enough and leaves it up to someone else

Anonymous
4 years 30 weeks

For your information

Just pointing this out but white people yea sure waaaaaay back when whites bought slaves, but blacks were selling them to us so doesn't that make the black people racist against their own kind? Second, how come when a white person says n*gger it is racist but blacks can throw it around like it means nothing ( can I say double standard? And third if I hear one more black pull a racist card and bring Obama up I'm going to tweak it is not because of your race that you didn't get a job or get into a school (have you ever heard of affirmative action, its a law, a very very very stupid law but a law none the less) the reason you didnt get the job or get into a school is because your ignorant or did not deserve it. So this is not me being racist I can't stand lazy, ignorant, dumb people no matter what the color of their skin. And the main reason for me being so upset is because of where i grew up. I grew up in a very well off neighborhood. I unfortunately was not a part of the so called "rich" crowd and I did get made fun of. There were black people who were very well off and they would also make fun of me, but when i fired back with "at least I dress like I have respect for myself" they called me ( a young white women) a racist. So why do they have the right to make fun of white people, but I can not fire back? I did not even mention anyhting about the color of their skin. So if you want the racism to stop stop f*cking playing it up so much. It's your own damn faults white people still act racist and its because you all are throwing this huge pitty party for yourselves. So all of you need to grow up!!

Anonymous
4 years 30 weeks

Totally agree

I completely agree, they should also pull up their pants so they appear more civilized too.

Anonymous
4 years 32 weeks

Your country your president

You only have one president, one country and one society. It belongs to each and every one of you. Black, white or brindle. Cherish it and work together to make it better for one and all.

Anonymous
4 years 34 weeks

serious wtfXD

you say go back were came from, but then you SHOULD ALSO GO AWAY! because white people were also imigrants.

omg you are so stupid.

Anonymous
4 years 39 weeks

stop bitchin

just join the marine corps. i dont think any one should be president if they havent served at least there four years. end of story.

Anonymous
4 years 40 weeks

obama ,bush and clinton

This country knows who is at fault for our screwed up economy, so THEY should be held liable for the mess. Obama just made it worse

Anonymous
4 years 48 weeks

Great OBAMA

ITs really a nice post i just came across ....thanks

Anonymous
4 years 48 weeks

a white gurl writing u back

Blacks r not retarded the only retarded people in this country is whites that call blacks retarded negros or a white that calls blacks nigers... i am a white girl that has black friends that say i am their NFL(nigga for life) so there they even call a white girl a nigga.. and when a white calls a black a niger it is not very friendly most of the time... so back off

Anonymous
4 years 48 weeks

omg

that is so awsome im gunna use that haha good one

Anonymous
4 years 48 weeks

Dumb@ss has nothing to do with skin color

He is not an idiot socialist jack@ss because he is black its because he is from Illinois.

Anonymous
4 years 50 weeks

more

he;'s more A-hole than nigg@, actually, so shut th fck up! hes acually a BIG threat, if you want to know.

Anonymous
4 years 50 weeks

well....

well we'll never know yet, will we? we're so close to the apocolypse it's burning even more fcking contrast in the states. see i'm not even from the states, but I know my facts.

Anonymous
4 years 50 weeks

To all you ignorant blacks!!!

If y'all hate being called N1G@3rs so much, why don't y'all quit calling each other a N1G@3R??? And for the record the only trash in this country is not the whites it's all you retarded negros, you need to stop pointing your racist finger at us white people and start taking a look in the mirror!!!

Anonymous
4 years 50 weeks

my president is black

correction 4 years, and another correction hes half white!!!

Anonymous
4 years 51 weeks

obama

What did Obama mean by "change"? COME HELP A NIGGER GET ELECTED.

Anonymous
5 years 1 hour

wow

wow see its black people like you, shit or whatever you are, that make the term "Nigger" applicable.

Anonymous
5 years 4 weeks

uhohhhh americaaa

Okay well here goes. I think he uses the race card way to often, i mean come on lets face it if he wasnt black then he probably wouldnt be an office. Its just people want to make a "change" and well guess what were sure as hell making one, i mean obviously since the United States of America is going to go downhill very quickly. & might i mention that his plan for socialized health care is going to leave thousands jobless, and its just going to be well horrible... watch the video i left below it will explain some things. Oh and living in the Kentucky/West Virginia area his going green stuff is killing people here since one of our biggest money makers and job employers is coal. Three people in my family have been laid off from work because of this... *tear* obama... what were we thinking? guess the worlds just gonna go to hell like previously stated by thousands because of well... you Mr.president ;)

Anonymous
5 years 8 weeks

AN EDUCATED BLACK MAN?!

holy shit if there are educated niggers the only education they get is how to hold a pistol wrong,and if an educated nigger exist, the pigs are gonna fly

Anonymous
5 years 8 weeks

shut up you friggin brit!

I thought we kicked you out of the country in the 17th century. why dont you shove your head up your ass. If it fits it obviously belongs there

Anonymous
5 years 8 weeks

I feel sorry for you

so was the hardest 4 years of your life spent in first grade? oh wait you probably didnt go to school cause you can't spell for shit

Anonymous
5 years 8 weeks

i feel ya man

Im black, And i think obama shoulda listened to Dave chappel.

Anonymous
5 years 8 weeks

And... who gives a damn

ok dumb ass while you were singing your stupid sounding songs while wearing chains and digging holes,the slant eyed radioactive 12 toed orientals were making the shovels you needed to dig holes for yourselves. Guess the GOVT figured that after they were done with you all, they would cap you all in the face and call it a day you stupid monkey with a gun.

Anonymous
5 years 12 weeks

Wow...if any of you could at

Wow...if any of you could at least spell correctly while you spew such nasty hate, somebody might actually think you have a brain cell.

Anonymous
5 years 12 weeks

W T F r u saying

i will say this once and only once obama is a niger and nigers cant do any thing right there not funny their just here to be made fun of

Anonymous
5 years 12 weeks

NeGr4

im going to say this once obama is a negro

gilbien03
5 years 13 weeks

We should start the change

We should start the change in ourselves, Obama cannot do it alone. he won the Presidency with the peoples help.

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Anonymous
5 years 14 weeks

idiots

Bush Wasn't the problem the problem really came when EVERYBODY took out so many government loans and couldn't afford them and didn't pay them back you can also thank exxon for screwing the american people on gas prices and if you really want to get a little deeper we shouldn't allow foreign cars in this country then the government wouldn't be bailing out ford and chevy and if we stopped alot of our imports together all of our business' would stay in the U.S. that means more jobs for us and another thing 75% percent of people have to take drug tests to get a job in the U.S. if people drawing welfare had to take drug tests to get their check we would save hundreds of millions of dollars in welfare checks so think about all of that next time you want to blame bush for all of this it goes way back it just happened to come to a head when he was in office

Anonymous
5 years 14 weeks

nope

its called a one draw flaw u got one drop of cooon blood then ur tainted and need to die u coon lovin bytc

Anonymous
5 years 15 weeks

Young but smart

You know the truth but learn how to state your opinion without the anger. Your intelligent and know a lot about the decline of America.America is going into phase that all nations will and have seen,if America survives it depends on young people like you understanding the fall of Rome and being here to rebuild America and not making the mistakes of our fathers before us. DIVERSITY DOES DESTROY A NATION AND EVERY FAMILY.

Anonymous
5 years 15 weeks

Twitch

Someday the blacks and mexicans will out number the humans in the United States.

Anonymous
5 years 16 weeks

southern Democrats plantation owners

Remember that until the end of segregation in the South it was Democrats who ran the show their and it was Republicans like Lincoln and Eisenhower who fought against that and promised blacks freedom. Instead of segregation today, segregation tomorrow and segregation for ever as one of your more infamous party members would promise.

Anonymous
5 years 17 weeks

dwqdqwdwqd335y

yeah and it took 8 years for us to get in this shape but in 5 months that Nobama has More than tipled the deficet , we can't live long enough to ever see it paid off. Thanks again nobama!!!!

Anonymous
5 years 18 weeks

check this out

obama was joging one day and he fell over the bridge and three boys saw him so they went and helped him. obama said thank u very much he said i will buy u boys anything u want. the 1st boy said he wanted a new skateboard, the 2nd boy said i want a new bycycle, the 3rd boy said he wanted a motorized wheelchair with a built in headset and t.v. obama said u dont look handicap to me the boy said i will be after my dad finds out i saved ur black ass

Anonymous
5 years 18 weeks

1

Dude ur a total douche

Anonymous
5 years 18 weeks

i agree...Americans get what we deserve

The amount of ignorance and immaturity i've found on this page is absolutely appauling. i do keep in mind that it sounds like most of you are teenage low lives that have not the slightest idea what you're even talking about or know anything about politics at all but regardless obama has been in office for less than five months now...how about we actually give him some time. In eight years Bush brought us from a surplus to a reccession so it'll prob take more than a couple of months for economy to get better...he's our president not jesus...so lets use some common sense.

Anonymous
5 years 19 weeks

Why dont I return to my

Why dont I return to my original land?? I was born here, this is my original land.

Anonymous
5 years 19 weeks

White House Gardner Fired

Did you hear the White House gardner was fired this week?
He wanted to know where the spade and the hoe were?

Anonymous
5 years 19 weeks

Just for you...

if someone shoots the prez. that just means that we are one step closer to true freedom.
Obama is not experienced, he doesnt even make his own speeches, or remarks to the press. Obama is trying to turn this country into a communist country, if you havent looked out from under your rock, 41Ks are plummeting, peaople are loosing their jobs, and he throws money at the problem. Money is the problem, dont waste it. So go back to your rock, dont come out and have fun eating your freid chicken and watermelon.

Anonymous
5 years 19 weeks

wish

i wish i were more like that,, canadian .. if you reply know this they are more peaceful

Anonymous
5 years 19 weeks

UH>>>NO!!!!

no way... you can not get rid of all the mexican because guess what you a hoe... this country would not be still high and mighty with out the mexican... if they are gone good bye u.s.a

Anonymous
5 years 19 weeks

What!!!!

uh... white power nope not at all more like brown pride or black...because whites are not the braves i barely turne 17 and when i was 15 i have already done some stuff and know that i am 17 well here are a number 96ppl if you are smart you know what i am talking aboun ps. female

Anonymous
5 years 19 weeks

and guess what they also

and guess what they also hate you you white talking trash!!!!!

Anonymous
5 years 19 weeks

Sara Palin believed the

Sara Palin believed the world only has been around for 6,000.. not very bright

Anonymous
5 years 20 weeks

all ppl are good and evil

white black asian hispanic every race has had some kind of evil doing in there pass and some kind of good
white ppl white men may have founded this country however free slave labor was a major reason why young america did not go bankrupt and collapes so even though we did find america we did help keep it together.
black ppl stop stop blaming white ppl for shit that go on in your life 2day white ppl of today respondsible for there ansesters actions and they r no longer holding us back
and jus to let everone know check the history books if you dont believe me the republican party was created to stop slavey and the democratic was created to keep it so no not all republicans r racist and no not all democratics r 4 the ppl and to really get u thinking lincoln the one who freed slaves was a republican and one of the key resions y the usa won the revolunary war was because of the help of african spies for the us

god bless you all
by the way i am a blk 17 year old in the state of virginia and i love the color line is fading its no longer long live the south it is long live america

Anonymous
5 years 20 weeks

IMPEACH THE BASTARD

Watch "The Obama Deception" on Youtube. It is the #1 Online movie right now and it proves that Obama does not have the best interest of America on his mind (oh, I forgot, what mind!)...

Anonymous
5 years 20 weeks

Okay...?

Isn't that why god invented lynching?

Anonymous
5 years 20 weeks

new term

the new politicaly correct term for nigger rig is "presidential solution"

Anonymous
5 years 20 weeks

ohmygod.

amen.

i couldn't have put it better myself.

Anonymous
5 years 20 weeks

sweet!

i would take watermelons over roses ANY day :)

Anonymous
5 years 20 weeks

ignorance.

do you expect this hope and change to happen all at once? Obama even said in one of his speeches "it will take time."

All this crap Bush put us in isn't going to get fixed overnight, dear.

Anonymous
5 years 22 weeks

white power W-C-M-O

if its not white then its not right.

once you go black we dont want you back

Anonymous
5 years 23 weeks

lmao obama won...so

the only thing people can say about obama is that he won who gives a shit cheaters win all the time. does'nt mean they're good..haha obama is bringing us to hell don't worry

Anonymous
5 years 23 weeks

HOPE AND CHANGE MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you enjoying all this HOPE and CHANGE so far???

Anonymous
5 years 23 weeks

The south will rise again?

The south will rise again? you have got to be kidding. remember one thing. The whites now are the minority and will stay that way. little by little the Blacks and hispanics will take this country over

Anonymous
5 years 23 weeks

If your from another country besides the USA read this.

If you visit the United States and find yourself in a Black or Mexican area get out of there as soon as possible. You are not safe. I have traveled to 16 countries in the world and have lived in California most of my life. There are many Blacks and Mexicans that are good people but unfortunately as a whole there cultures are violent. The good ones are to scared to stand up against the bad ones so the bad ones rule. The Black and Mexican American police are fearful. In USA many blacks and mexicans will kill you for fun or gang initiation. Other countries thugs may kill you for money or insult. In America it's differnt. I hope Obama can help change the Black and Mexican commonwealth. Unfortunately Obama seems to be leading the USA into socialism. Well that's what democrats do. They give more power and control to the government. Thomas Jefferson would be turning in his grave.

Anonymous
5 years 24 weeks

truth of barrack odumbass

Actually, what most blacks fail to realize is that their own tribal ancestors in West Africa sold their masses under them into slavery. Kenya is in East Africa where Obama's father is from so he does not have slave blood in him( courtesy of Jesse Jackson)lol.The claim evil white man has jailed them for years and is still responsible. When my grandpa grew up in the depression they were told to respect black contrary to todays brainwashed belief. Ask yourself a quick question who makes the racist comments more whites or blacks and hispanics, in my opinion based on what Ihear at school whites are the least racist of them all.Plus, remember the man is half white.You morons that support him should realize that his middle name is "Hussein", which is probably a reason why he is a big supporter for a Palestinian state, and aiding skumbag ragheads by closing Gitmo.
Since the stimulus has been passed our economy has worsened. So maybe the next time you dumbass politically correct people will not use reverse discrimination when voting.

Anonymous
5 years 24 weeks

stuff you who ever wrote this

stuff you who ever wrote this

Anonymous
5 years 24 weeks

im racist i hate nigs

did u know we r sending a huge chunk of coal to mount rushmore to start building obamas face in the mountain. and the only reason ppl voted for the nig was because they didnt want to be called racist...THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN YEEHAA.

Anonymous
5 years 24 weeks

i hate n.i.g.g.e.r.s

did u know that we r sending a huge chunk of coal to mount rushmore to start building obamas face in the mountain. and the only reason why white ppl voted for a n.i.g.g.e.r was because they didnt want to be called racist but i am racist so go back were u came from...THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN YEEHAA.

Anonymous
5 years 24 weeks

Obama won! get over it or leave!

By you criticizing President Obama, I can see that you obviously can't get over yourself and how good you think you are. With that comment you just landed yourself in the white trash section. And if someone shoots Obama then that just proves that someone such as yourself could do something so horrible just to make themselves feel better. This is one very powerful quote that someone such as yourself should really think about...Look at your hatred, white supremacists, and admit it for what it is: silly, testosterone-driven, ego-insecurity. Quit hating your brothers because they weren’t drawn with what you think is the right color crayon. We don’t have time for such childishness anymore. We have a world to bring back from the brink.

Anonymous
5 years 25 weeks

black or white, he's an amazing person.

wow some of these comments made my mouth drop. For a second there, i almost forgot that we were all a part of the same human race. i bet animals look at us and just laugh. It's sad that the majority of people on here are so simple minded that all they see is color. As for me, i will remain color blind when it comes to people.

Anonymous
5 years 25 weeks

goddd!

welll im only 15 and its not that my parents raised me wrong or anything . its just that i have my pwn opinions and i know what goes on in this country. and seriously, i know for a fact the only reason why he won is because we never had a black win before. its not becuase hes a smart or intelligent guy. its just because of his skin color. so seriously if there were all diffrent colored people like purple or blue or orange and if everyone liked the color orange. then the orange guy would win. so seirously you guys grow the ef up and pick someone thats not going to raise our taxes and steal our money for poor ss people that failed at life. its their fault that they cant get money & its also all the mexicans faults because theyre stealin all of our white peoples jobs . so seriously all you beeeeeaners go back to mexico. all you ni99ers go back to africa. and all you stuck up white f@ckers, just ef you.

Anonymous
5 years 25 weeks

ew ni99ers

for all you little blackycakes
go EF yourselves. go back to africa. nobody wants you here. i know its a free country but shlt, really? you guys really do complain alot about how racist everyone is, just becuase we dont like one of you doesnt mean were racist. but when all you F2ckers think that of course were gonna be racist cause it will make us mad, and nooo, way more blacks are on welfare because none of you spookes even met any of your fathers cause they prob effed your mother in the back of alleys and knocked her up. so . so go get a book from the library and just at least TRY to read it, if not then go ahead and look at all the pictures of you being hung. oh and about obama ... the only reason why he won the election is because theres more ni99ers flooding our country AND! we never had a black president. sooo since he ran hes a hero and we never hada negro president before so now we should have one. the only reason you effers want him is becuase he;ll give you welfare
jesus christ i hate you ni999ers so much you piss me off. & NOO! they arent going to rename midway airport obama, he may be strong and powerful but if it goes that far then theres gonna be some asasination going on

Anonymous
5 years 25 weeks

wrong facts

it was black african warlords who sold their own people to traders in america..get it right...stop blaming every white person for being racist..accept responsibility for your black forefathers and stop making it about slavery. i never had slaves and you were never a slave. get over it, and tell our biracial president to thank his grandmother for raising him to acheive what he did

Anonymous
5 years 26 weeks

Wow,

All of you people saying white people are racist, white people voted for obama too.So shut up about that.
And if were so racist why don't you just go crawl back to your own country if white people are so bad.If you have a problem with us leave.We created this country.
And also about the slavery, that was a long time ago.You have equal rights now, and you wernt even there.Dont say you suffered becuase you didnt.

Anonymous
5 years 26 weeks

RE: How America was Founded?

America was founded on THEFT! White 'IMMIGRANTS' came to America, took the land through force, and invoked genocidal homicide against the Indians. Black Americans were forced into slavery by Black Africans AND White Immigrants! Get your facts straight. Let me propose the following: since so many Americans (namely White and/or Republican) have such conviction toward immigration laws and sending illegals back to their land, why don't YOU return to your original land?

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