I am Ngudima Madriguru, Climate Minister of

I am Ngudima Madriguru, Climate Minister of my country. On behalf of my  family (the Abacha’s), my country and the Free World  I would like to seek your advice and help.

I have data that proves human caused climate change is a hoax, but UN thugs intent on world domination are keeping me from sharing it with you.

There is proof that I dare not reveal yet. The earth is cooling even though all of the science shows it is not. The sun is what is making the Earth warmer even though the sun is in a cool phase. The Arctic ice is expanding even though there is less of it. The sea is shrinking even as it rises. The glaciers are advancing even though they appear to be shrinking. I have the evidence!

This evidence has been gathered by thousands of real scientists who cannot be named because it would threaten their lives. By day they may produce more and more evidence showing climate change to be real, but that is only to get grants that they would have gotten anyway. At night they have been secretly compiling the evidence that is now in my possession.

Al Gore is actually making making millions even though no one can show he is profiting by even one dime. From the shadows this man, who could not get himself elected as President, actually has the power to control the worlds 63 million scientists. True they are spread across dozens and dozens of nations and governments, but he is still able to do it. It is true, I swear it.

I know all of the evidence shows that that the US Government has been suppressing and censoring climate science for years, but that was their secret plan. Just as the war on terror has caused more terrorism, so the war on science is actually their way of promoting climate science.

Of course the climate change hoax hurts the oil industry which has been a source of great wealth to many in the Bush government. This is true, but you must realize that they are consumed by their climate religion. The Republicans are far more interested in establishing a world government led by Al Gore and the UN than they are in their own wealth. I have the proof.

To get the proof to you I must bribe some officials. Naturally I am very wealthy, but all of my money is in oil stocks and right now is not a good time to sell. Until I profit enough to get the proof I will need you to help.

All I ask of you is that you risk your life, and the lives of your children, and of all humanity, solely based on my word. As I said I cannot reveal the evidence yet, but the truth is obvious to any who can see it. I feel that you are such a person.

Spread the word, tell everyone about the truth. The truth about the climate, the UN and Al Gore. Tell them everything. Just do this and I promise you I will get you the evidence later. I count on you to help me stop this UN conspiracy to establish global government with global warming.

The fate of the Free World is in your hands.

Ngudima Madriguru,Climate MinisterXenophobia, Imaginationland